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Crystal Children. Americans are droll...
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RE: Crystal Children. Americans are droll...
Now I have to know, are there exercises I can do or something to make my junk look really huge in my aura? Can I get, maybe, a tight fighting aura and drop a potato aura down the front or something?
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(October 20, 2016 at 4:38 pm)Asmodee Wrote: Now I have to know, are there exercises I can do or something to make my junk look really huge in my aura?  Can I get, maybe, a tight fighting aura and drop a potato aura down the front or something?

It can be done, but you have to be very careful. Get the auras crossed, and you'll end up with mashed junk down the front and a potato for a brain.

See Lil Rick as an example of how not to do it.
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