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Yeast
April 20, 2009 at 2:43 pm
From another forum:

Quote:Yeast!

by Xamonas Chegwé

I have been thinking long and hard about things and I have come to an inevitable conclusion.

Yeast!

All this bible bollocks is about yeast. Jesus is nothing more than a metaphor for yeast.

Think about it:

Jesus' body = bread
Jesus' blood = wine

What do these two things have in common? Bread and wine are both made using yeast! And there's more.

Jesus turned water into wine - how? He fermented it! Yeast!
Jesus appeared to be dead - Yeast looks dead and lifeless until a suitable substrate and conditions then...
Jesus ROSE from the dead - what causes things to rise? Yeast!

And just think of the name jesus. Think how the spanish pronounce it - Yeesus - obviously what they meant to say was Yeastus! It just got lost in chinese whispers before being written down.
And think of the other words associated with jesus:

Christ = Crust - which forms on a loaf baked with Yeast!
Sacrament/sacrifice = Saccharomyces - the scientific name for Yeast!
Messiah = Mycelium - a part of a fungus - Yeast is a fungus!
Holy = Holey - Bread made with Yeast is filled with holes, unlike unleavened bread.
I could go on...

It all fits! I am off out to drink some beer tonight - as provided by the holy Yeast himself!!
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By Yeast, he may be on to something. Cool Shades
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RE: Yeast
April 20, 2009 at 2:48 pm
That fits perfectly! The end of Christianity is here!
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RE: Yeast
April 21, 2009 at 6:54 am
(April 20, 2009 at 2:48 pm)Tiberius Wrote: That fits perfectly! The end of Christianity is here!

END!?

This confirms everything I've heard all my life! Yeast is real. There is evidence of years. Therefore JESUS is REAL!
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RE: Yeast
April 21, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Hear it for the beer. All hail to the ale, and a glass of wine for the ladies.
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RE: Yeast
April 21, 2009 at 3:21 pm
(April 21, 2009 at 3:01 pm)rjh Wrote: Hear it for the beer. All hail to the ale, and a glass of wine for the ladies.

Well they do say beer is evidence for god Wink

Also, one has to thank Christianity for beer ... have you ever noticed the proximity of pubs to churches? Apparently praying was thirsty work, LOL.

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RE: Yeast
April 21, 2009 at 5:02 pm
(April 21, 2009 at 6:54 am)athoughtfulman Wrote: END!?

This confirms everything I've heard all my life! Yeast is real. There is evidence of years. Therefore JESUS is REAL!
I thought the point of that excerpt was to show that Jesus was a metaphor for yeast...and if Jesus is a metaphor, Christianity is meaningless Tongue
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RE: Yeast
April 22, 2009 at 12:37 am
so what now....do we worship the yeast? Or just enjoy it's story?
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RE: Yeast
April 22, 2009 at 3:06 am
Well I don't know about you but I will just continue to use yeast in the products requiring it, and have others treated for its infection. But worshipping a fungus? I don't think so. Big Grin
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