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RE: The Vagina Sniffers in Ohio Are Back At It....
December 10, 2016 at 11:45 pm
(December 10, 2016 at 10:34 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (December 10, 2016 at 10:21 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: gina secretions . . .
menstrual ooze
fibroid (WTF?)
episiotomy scar
UTI
yeast
meconium
uterine polyps
vagina cysts
did I mention yeast?
Ew. Now that's a dirty vag. The only one of those I've ever had is menstrual ooze.
You've never had a yeast infection, CL?! Omg, count yourself lucky. The only way I can describe it is...pure, unadulterated horror.
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December 10, 2016 at 11:52 pm
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December 11, 2016 at 12:01 am
Pooters be pretty, y'all don't know what you're talking about.
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December 11, 2016 at 12:14 am
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(December 10, 2016 at 11:45 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: (December 10, 2016 at 10:34 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Ew. Now that's a dirty vag. The only one of those I've ever had is menstrual ooze.
You've never had a yeast infection, CL?! Omg, count yourself lucky. The only way I can describe it is...pure, unadulterated horror.
Nope. Can't say I've ever had fungus growing inside my genitalia.
(December 11, 2016 at 12:01 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Pooters be pretty, y'all don't know what you're talking about.
You crazy. Vag=yucky. Boner=sexy.
Well, one of them anyway.
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December 11, 2016 at 8:11 am
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(December 11, 2016 at 12:14 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (December 10, 2016 at 11:45 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: You've never had a yeast infection, CL?! Omg, count yourself lucky. The only way I can describe it is...pure, unadulterated horror.
Nope. Can't say I've ever had fungus growing inside my genitalia.
Silly girl, you have fungus growing inside your vagina RIGHT NOW. We all do! Every female has a healthy amount of yeast teeming around up there at all times. It's when the ratio of it to other healthy bacteria gets thrown off that an infection occurs. I'm actually surprised you didn't get one during your pregnancy. They're super common due to all the crazy hormone fluctuations. I never had one my entire life until I got pregnant. Then I had THREE. Don't feel too left out though; you'll get your turn. It's only a matter of time! *maniacal villain laugh* [emoji13]
(December 10, 2016 at 11:52 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: 
You know...I took the night to consider our debate on the grossness factor of buttholes versus vaginas, and I think my concession was a tad hasty. We should really give buttholes their own well thought out list before making a final decision on the matter:
Anal fissures
Polyps
Hemorrhoids
Prolapsed rectum
Fecal mucus
C. Difficile
Yeast infections (anuses can get those too)
Cabbage farts
Incontinence
Pin worms
discuss...
*popcorn*
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December 11, 2016 at 10:49 am
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Haha. In that case maybe I'll get lucky next time! 
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December 11, 2016 at 11:07 am
(IANMTU)
there are quite a few prolapsers on one of my favorite Tumblr sites, so I don't view that one as a negative.
And I also note, I left prolapse off the po-po list, and it really needs to be there. (I'm a farm boy, I saw a cow survive a case that my uncle vet'd all by himself survive, much to my astonishment, the calf lived too)
(LOL, something else I left off the 'gina list was : SEMEN !!)*
The one big secret about guys into prolapsing their chutes is the better they get at it, the more their portals start looking like 'ginas . . .
(wish I was making THAT up)
*have a relative, and due to some unfortunate medical issues, the extent of his interactions with his wife was oral ministrations unto her lady stuff. Well, turns out she got to missing dick and found some with the guy down the street. You know where this is heading, don't you? Anyhow, to this very day, I remain THUNDERSTRUCK that the marriage resolved with a rather calm and ordinary divorce instead of a double murder/suicide. Seriously. And the double murder would have included hideous mutilations. Still don't know why that didn't happen. Similar hijinks have been on Springer . . .
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December 11, 2016 at 11:09 am
Oh, CL, you left Brett Favre's superbowl ring off your list . . . .
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December 11, 2016 at 12:04 pm
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RE: The Vagina Sniffers in Ohio Are Back At It....
December 11, 2016 at 12:42 pm
other missing items on the 'gina list:
saliva (both kinds, male and female)
Vaseline
summer's eve
coca-cola and aspirin (how do I know about this!!!!!)
masengill
IUD
peanut butter (yes, I know about this too, ladies, for SHAME!!!!!)
pessaries
janitor in a drum industrial strength feminine hygiene coating
air (being generous there)
hydrogen sulfide (not so generous)
picric acid (hit the nail on the head)
pre-cum
lady cum
sponge (OMFG!)
shredded condom residue
saber tooth crotch crickets (apocryphal?)
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