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RE: Help Me Wish Tiberius a Happy Anniversary?
January 18, 2017 at 1:53 pm
(January 18, 2017 at 11:55 am)Shell B Wrote: So, today is mine and Tiberius' two-year wedding anniversary. He's at a conference, so we already celebrated, but I still want to wish him the best day ever. You guys might think you know how epic he is, but you have no idea. I'm very lucky, and very happy our lives took all of the strange twists and turns they needed for us to wind up where we are now. Seriously, guys. So weird.
Anyway, if you like Mr. Tiberius, please help me wish him a happy anniversary, so when he turns on his phone to fidget with the forum (he always does), he will get a bunch of well wishes.
As for me, happy anniversary, sweetheart. I'm fucking exhausted because of the stupid fucking smoke detector, but I'll stay up so we can chat later. 
That smoke detector must be broken in mind body and spirit .All it cares for must be sundered and crushed to dust as it watches helpless .Then only then will it be granted then mercy of oblivion
Oh and happy anniversary 
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RE: Help Me Wish Tiberius a Happy Anniversary?
January 18, 2017 at 2:13 pm
Happy anniversary to you both.
Um, what were you smokin?
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RE: Help Me Wish Tiberius a Happy Anniversary?
January 18, 2017 at 2:24 pm
(January 18, 2017 at 2:13 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Happy anniversary to you both.
Um, what were you smokin?
I was sleeping. 
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RE: Help Me Wish Tiberius a Happy Anniversary?
January 18, 2017 at 2:26 pm
Happy anniversary, both of you!
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RE: Help Me Wish Tiberius a Happy Anniversary?
January 18, 2017 at 2:34 pm
He must really be having fun at his conference to miss a thread on this forum. My last update was that they had a lobster roll buffet where he is. He just had to rub it in. Bloody wanker.
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RE: Help Me Wish Tiberius a Happy Anniversary?
January 18, 2017 at 3:31 pm
Happy anniversary, Mr. Tib! I hope that you and your lovely bride have many more happy anniversaries in store.
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RE: Help Me Wish Tiberius a Happy Anniversary?
January 18, 2017 at 3:39 pm
You guys rock! Happy Anniversary to you both, and I wish you nothing but love and togetherness for the rest of your lives.
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RE: Help Me Wish Tiberius a Happy Anniversary?
January 18, 2017 at 3:40 pm
Aw, thanks you guys. Also thanks to Mrs. Tiberius for 2 wonderful years. 
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RE: Help Me Wish Tiberius a Happy Anniversary?
January 18, 2017 at 4:00 pm
(January 18, 2017 at 3:40 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Aw, thanks you guys. Also thanks to Mrs. Tiberius for 2 wonderful years.
Yay! I can't wait until you come home. It's quiet here when the smoke detector's not going off.
Thanks, everybody! That was cute and sweet.
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RE: Help Me Wish Tiberius a Happy Anniversary?
January 18, 2017 at 4:12 pm
(January 18, 2017 at 1:35 pm)Shell B Wrote: I very strongly considered breaking it during the three hours it was going off. It could not be consoled with batteries, button pushing or anything else. It's hardwired to the freaking house too, so I couldn't fuck with it. Plus, I was afraid it would freak out if I unplugged it. I put in ear plugs and tried desperately to fall back asleep to no avail.
I have absolutely nothing to add to or comment about this; I just wanted to take it completely out of context, purely for the kind of puerile schoolboy humour for which I'm known. 
And of course to wish Mr and Mrs Forum a most excellent anniversary.
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