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RE: Witch hunt!
January 30, 2017 at 2:41 pm
(January 27, 2017 at 5:53 pm)Stimbo Wrote: If I was Richard Dawkins, I would get to share a bed with Tom Baker's ex:
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If it isn't true why bother denying it? And I noticed you only denied one of the four possibilities. So either you are Dawkins (in which case, kudos. She's hot as hell) or you are the other three. Interesting.
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RE: Witch hunt!
January 30, 2017 at 2:47 pm
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(January 28, 2017 at 5:38 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I'm a witch named Mike. Tally Ho. Ahh, then you are the celebrity presenter of Wheeler Dealers.
We have our first one!
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RE: Witch hunt!
January 30, 2017 at 2:48 pm
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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RE: Witch hunt!
January 30, 2017 at 3:15 pm
(January 30, 2017 at 2:47 pm)ukatheist Wrote: (January 28, 2017 at 5:38 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I'm a witch named Mike. Tally Ho. Ahh, then you are the celebrity presenter of Wheeler Dealers.
We have our first one!
No. You (and apparently the rest) missed the joke.
What my name? Mike
What are we doing? A Hunt
Now put them together.
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RE: Witch hunt!
January 30, 2017 at 3:16 pm
(January 30, 2017 at 3:15 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: (January 30, 2017 at 2:47 pm)ukatheist Wrote: Ahh, then you are the celebrity presenter of Wheeler Dealers.
We have our first one!
No. You (and apparently the rest) missed the joke.
What my name? Mike
What are we doing? A Hunt
Now put them together.
I released the hounds to get you but they fell out of the window.
Stupid dogs!
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RE: Witch hunt!
January 30, 2017 at 3:31 pm
Ok, you've twisted my arm. I'm the Lindbergh baby.
Waah, waah. I want my fly fly daddy
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RE: Witch hunt!
January 30, 2017 at 3:33 pm
(January 30, 2017 at 3:31 pm)Tazzycorn Wrote: Ok, you've twisted my arm. I'm the Lindbergh baby.
Waah, waah. I want my fly fly daddy
You're just after the money, now!
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RE: Witch hunt!
January 30, 2017 at 6:11 pm
(January 30, 2017 at 3:15 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: (January 30, 2017 at 2:47 pm)ukatheist Wrote: Ahh, then you are the celebrity presenter of Wheeler Dealers.
We have our first one!
No. You (and apparently the rest) missed the joke.
What my name? Mike
What are we doing? A Hunt
Now put them together.
That was tasteless and I, for one, am shocked! Shocked, I say! Laughing, but very shocked too!
Have you ever noticed all the drug commercials on TV lately? Why is it the side effects never include penile enlargement or super powers?
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RE: Witch hunt!
January 30, 2017 at 6:29 pm
What about poor old Ben Dover? He's been the butt of every joke!
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RE: Witch hunt!
January 30, 2017 at 6:35 pm
(January 30, 2017 at 6:29 pm)ignoramus Wrote: What about poor old Ben Dover? He's been the butt of every joke!
Just like his friend, Phil McCracken.
Poor bastards.
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