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Hi, new bod here
February 2, 2017 at 9:02 pm
Hi
New person here, I have not eaten a banana for a long while, the black mushy bits on them make me feel sick, most of the people I have known through my life have either died or disowned me, I hate religion, Trump, and spiders. I love music, beer, and animals.
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RE: Hi, new bod here
February 2, 2017 at 9:07 pm
Welcome.
Today is insanity day.
You can be twice your normal level of insanity for a low, low price (for a limited time).
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RE: Hi, new bod here
February 2, 2017 at 9:11 pm
Howdy and Welcome!
Buy fresh bananas, problem solved. Hope you came here for more than that.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: Hi, new bod here
February 2, 2017 at 9:18 pm
(February 2, 2017 at 9:02 pm)HairyCyclist Wrote: Hi
New person here, I have not eaten a banana for a long while, the black mushy bits on them make me feel sick, most of the people I have known through my life have either died or disowned me, I hate religion, Trump, and spiders. I love music, beer, and animals.
I hate bananas.
I have given up on life, so I disowned most the people in my life. I'm waiting for something to run me over.
I, too, hate religion, Trump, and spiders.
I, too, love music, BEER!!!, and cats.
So... welcome. 
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RE: Hi, new bod here
February 2, 2017 at 9:44 pm
Welcome oh hairy one!
I cannot fathom how a hairy brother does not eat bananas?
Does not your DNA demand you respect your ancient common ancestor?
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Hi, new bod here
February 2, 2017 at 10:35 pm
Hi and welcome! 
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RE: Hi, new bod here
February 2, 2017 at 10:37 pm
Uh oh. Hairy and into exercise?
If you have a penis you have checked all of vorlon's boxes. Beware if he asks you about butt stuff. Even if you're into it.
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RE: Hi, new bod here
February 2, 2017 at 11:15 pm
I'm really skeptical about you saying you haven't had a banana for a while.
I think this news article is about a sighting of you.
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RE: Hi, new bod here
February 2, 2017 at 11:17 pm
Hiyas.
Bananas are of the Devil. No lie.
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RE: Hi, new bod here
February 2, 2017 at 11:17 pm
Welcome to the forum!
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