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RE: Hi, new bod here
February 2, 2017 at 11:21 pm
There's a few foods where I get freaked out by people not liking them. Bananas are one of them. They're so fucking nice I can't comprehend people not liking them.
Same with pizza and chicken.
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RE: Hi, new bod here
February 2, 2017 at 11:33 pm
Banana Now and Laters don't have black mushy parts like actual bananas do. Just a Welcome ProTip ™ .
So, welcome.
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RE: Hi, new bod here
February 2, 2017 at 11:34 pm
Even Ray Comfort going on about bananas didn't put me off them.
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RE: Hi, new bod here
February 2, 2017 at 11:46 pm
Oooh bananas, the atheist nightmare! I like a good banana.
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RE: Hi, new bod here
February 2, 2017 at 11:57 pm
Hmm. I try to make myself eat bananas for the potassium and such. I do like slightly green bananas, but it's hard to find ones that are in the almost ripe and good sweet spot between not ripe and gross and ripe and gross.
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RE: Hi, new bod here
February 3, 2017 at 12:01 am
And yes, new bod, this is generally how our threads go.
"Hi I'm new" to "bananas"!
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RE: Hi, new bod here
February 3, 2017 at 12:05 am
Enter vorlie in 3....2....1....
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