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RE: Astral projection
February 12, 2017 at 8:15 am
ass-troll-projections?
wee if it's ass and projections related, our resident expert on the subject, CL, can help you understand all about it in detail
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RE: Astral projection
February 12, 2017 at 4:43 pm
(This post was last modified: February 12, 2017 at 4:44 pm by ignoramus.)
I just ass troll travelled to see how Vorlon's doing...
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The guy is completely insane! I just found him in bed with a sexy woman!
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RE: Astral projection
February 12, 2017 at 4:50 pm
When I was into all that stuff I admit I tried it )I was around 13 or 14).
All I can tell you is that I slept.
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RE: Astral projection
February 12, 2017 at 4:53 pm
I just read up on wikihow about how to project astrally. I can't believe it actually worked.
Problem is, now I'm out of my body I can't use the internet to find out how to get back in. As if my life couldn't get any worse.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Astral projection
February 12, 2017 at 4:58 pm
(February 12, 2017 at 4:53 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I just read up on wikihow about how to project astrally. I can't believe it actually worked.
Problem is, now I'm out of my body I can't use the internet to find out how to get back in. As if my life couldn't get any worse.
Now's a good time to get into someone else's body...
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RE: Astral projection
February 12, 2017 at 4:59 pm
Is that an offer?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Astral projection
February 12, 2017 at 5:01 pm
(February 12, 2017 at 4:59 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Is that an offer?
Do you think you could follow the astral lines, or ley lines, or whatever the fuck they are to get to Kiwiland?
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RE: Astral projection
February 12, 2017 at 5:03 pm
On an astral plane, of course.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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