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Christian thinks the Grand Canyon was caused by Noah’s Flood.
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RE: Xhristards Just Keep Getting Dumber and Dumber
June 12, 2017 at 3:57 pm
(June 12, 2017 at 8:57 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: This reminded me when I read autobiography about guy that was going on Liberty University to become a preacher how he once visited some natural monument with his friends from college. Girl he was with came to a plaque that described how that Natural Bridge was formed over millions of years and that greatly offended her so she started spitting on the plaque and kicking it with her boots and even regretted she was in the mixed company because she wanted to drop her pants and take a shit on it.

So I googled "creationists vandalize" and what do you know:

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In the second sign is the image of an armored jesus with a white light saber. It's in the bird shit stain. 

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RE: Xhristards Just Keep Getting Dumber and Dumber
April 19, 2018 at 8:08 am (This post was last modified: April 19, 2018 at 8:09 am by Fake Messiah.)
LOL!!! look at that funny asshole's Kent Hovind's posters for his new Dinosaur Park

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He is his own Troll

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Xhristards Just Keep Getting Dumber and Dumber
April 1, 2019 at 2:40 am
Our ape ancestors would agree.
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RE: Xhristards Just Keep Getting Dumber and Dumber
April 1, 2019 at 4:19 am
(April 1, 2019 at 2:40 am)Catharsis Wrote: Our ape ancestors would agree.

Why have you resurrected a thread that has seen no activity for nearly a year?

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RE: Xhristards Just Keep Getting Dumber and Dumber
April 1, 2019 at 7:19 am
(April 1, 2019 at 4:19 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 1, 2019 at 2:40 am)Catharsis Wrote: Our ape ancestors would agree.

Why have you resurrected a thread that has seen no activity for nearly a year?

Yea, why? Consoling
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RE: Xhristards Just Keep Getting Dumber and Dumber
April 1, 2019 at 8:48 am
Because you didn't notice or ignored the message that asks you not to make a new post on a dead thread?
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RE: Xhristards Just Keep Getting Dumber and Dumber
April 1, 2019 at 8:52 am (This post was last modified: April 1, 2019 at 2:04 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(April 1, 2019 at 7:19 am)Catharsis Wrote:
(April 1, 2019 at 4:19 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why have you resurrected a thread that has seen no activity for nearly a year?

Yea, why? Consoling

Because it"s against the fucking rules, that's why.

And if you're going to be a fucking smart arse with your responses when asked a question by a member of staff about rules, I'll ban you.

Is that clear?

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RE: Xhristards Just Keep Getting Dumber and Dumber
April 1, 2019 at 10:15 am (This post was last modified: April 1, 2019 at 2:05 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(April 1, 2019 at 8:52 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 1, 2019 at 7:19 am)Catharsis Wrote: Yea, why? Consoling

Because it"s against the fucking rules, that's why.

And if you're going to be a fucking smart arse with your responses when asked a question by a member of staff about rules, I'll ban you.

Is that clear?

It's against the rules?

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RE: Xhristards Just Keep Getting Dumber and Dumber
April 1, 2019 at 10:57 am
Catharsis wants to remind us that Christian stupidity never goes out of date, like:

Catholic priests back to burning books

Catholic priests in Poland burned books they say are sacrilegious this weekend, including tomes from British author J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series of fantasy novels.

“We obey the Word,” priests said in a Facebook post showing photographs of the public book burning and quoting Biblical passages from the book of Deuteronomy in the Old Testament.

One passage exhorting believers to destroy the enemies of God includes the command to “burn their idols in the fire”.

Photographs show three priests carrying a basket of books and other items, including an African-styled face mask through a church to an outside fire pit.

Priests are seen saying prayers over the fire pit where other items, including a ‘Hello Kitty’ umbrella and a Hindu religious figurine, are also burning.

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/04/catholi...rilegious/
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RE: Christian thinks the Grand Canyon was caused by Noah’s Flood.
April 1, 2019 at 11:20 am
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Since we’ve brought this post back from the dead, I’ve altered the title so that it comports with our updated thread title rule.
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