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Christian thinks the Grand Canyon was caused by Noah’s Flood.
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Christian thinks the Grand Canyon was caused by Noah’s Flood.
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/06/geologis...-prove-it/

Quote:Geologist believes Grand Canyon was caused by Noah’s flood — so he’s suing the Park Service to prove it


I can imagine Sessions telling the DOJ not to defend against the suit because one xhristard is pretty much like all the restl

Quote:Snelling and his lawyers’ motivation, the Beast’s Candida Moss writes, “is to demonstrate the biblical Flood story happened, and happened just as the Bible says it did. His research, if it panned out, would have the additional bonus of grounding the scientific evidence for the flood in the United States.”

“For fundamentalist Americans,” she continues, “the only thing better than a Bible story is an American Bible story.”

Mormons think fucking jesus was here, too.  Mormons are just as fucking stupid as fundie xtians.
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RE: Xhristards Just Keep Getting Dumber and Dumber
I know people have argued that it was caused by the flood, but isn't this supposed to be one of the wonders of the world? Which implies it's rare. If it was caused by the flood, shouldn't there be grand canyons all over the world?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Xhristards Just Keep Getting Dumber and Dumber
Rapid inundation with massive amounts of flood water don't create features like the Grand Canyon, be thinking what you would see would be more like the coulees in eastern Washington state.
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RE: Xhristards Just Keep Getting Dumber and Dumber
What!? God could have made new canyon but could not make new animals, so poor Noah had to drag them. Well, God is either incompetent or lazy.
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RE: Xhristards Just Keep Getting Dumber and Dumber
(June 12, 2017 at 8:35 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: What!? God could have made new canyon but could not make new animals, so poor Noah had to drag them. Well, God is either incompetent or lazy.

Sadly those are not mutually exclusive.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Xhristards Just Keep Getting Dumber and Dumber
This reminded me when I read autobiography about guy that was going on Liberty University to become a preacher how he once visited some natural monument with his friends from college. Girl he was with came to a plaque that described how that Natural Bridge was formed over millions of years and that greatly offended her so she started spitting on the plaque and kicking it with her boots and even regretted she was in the mixed company because she wanted to drop her pants and take a shit on it.

So I googled "creationists vandalize" and what do you know:

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RE: Xhristards Just Keep Getting Dumber and Dumber
As I said, they are ignorant fucks.  And there is nothing more dangerous than an ignorant fuck with a bible.
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RE: Xhristards Just Keep Getting Dumber and Dumber
(June 12, 2017 at 8:39 am)Chad32 Wrote:
(June 12, 2017 at 8:35 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: What!? God could have made new canyon but could not make new animals, so poor Noah had to drag them. Well, God is either incompetent or lazy.

Sadly those are not mutually exclusive.

One thing that "God" isn't.

Existant.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Xhristards Just Keep Getting Dumber and Dumber
Mind you, we can't brag over here. Just as the UK space programme is two beardy blokes in a shed, we've got our own creation museum in Southampton.

https://www.genesisexpo.org.uk/

I mean, just take a look at this fucking thing:

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No wonder the poor bastards died out.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Christian thinks Grand Canyon was caused by Noah’s flood.
(June 12, 2017 at 11:43 am)UMinimalist Wrote: As I said, they are ignorant fucks.  And there is nothing more dangerous than an ignorant fuck with a bible.

Well, Min, you better get used to them because it seems there will be a shitload of fucktards. I mean what do you do with a university that fucks up students brains to vandalize plaques that present common facts? Well you promote their dean, of course:

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http://www.chronicle.com/article/A-Task-...Is/240315/
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