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(June 15, 2017 at 4:35 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: ![[Image: row-2-right.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.geoduck.org%2F_assets%2Fimg%2Fpages%2Fabout%2Frow-2%2Frow-2-right.jpg)
What. The. Frig. Is that?
Looks like something at a market from Star Wars.
(June 15, 2017 at 4:36 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: And the females can post here too.
Penis envy is a perfectly fine topic for them.
I don't envy penis. I love penis.
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Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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June 15, 2017 at 4:43 pm
they sell those geoducks at the friggin Safeway !!!!
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June 15, 2017 at 4:45 pm
(June 15, 2017 at 4:41 pm)Luckie Wrote: I don't envy penis. I love penis.
I must say though, I love strangling the spuds.
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 15, 2017 at 4:45 pm
Vorlon:
Men may have the balls and bat, but women have the playing field.
This is true when applied to MOST guys.
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June 15, 2017 at 4:48 pm
(June 15, 2017 at 4:43 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: they sell those geoducks at the friggin Safeway !!!!
No seriously what is that?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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June 15, 2017 at 4:48 pm
clams
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 15, 2017 at 4:50 pm
(June 15, 2017 at 4:41 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: This thread might limp along for awhile but will eventually peter out.
I edited the OP just to ensure that you were wrong. You're welcome. 
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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June 15, 2017 at 4:54 pm
(June 15, 2017 at 4:50 pm)Luckie Wrote: (June 15, 2017 at 4:41 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: This thread might limp along for awhile but will eventually peter out.
I edited the OP just to ensure that you were wrong. You're welcome.
Oh, sure, make me drag my dick through the mud back to page one.
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 15, 2017 at 4:56 pm
(June 15, 2017 at 4:32 pm)Luckie Wrote: EtA: The last person to post has the biggest penis of all! Now it will neVer die. 
[The Sisko voice, first name Don't Fuck With] The only surface large enough to write down all the ways I am awesome is my dick[/The Sisko voice]
Free kudos to anybody who gets the reference.
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