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Transplant
#71
RE: Transplant
What's it like getting a boner with the cath in?
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#72
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it would be like sounding . . .
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#73
RE: Transplant
(June 19, 2017 at 7:52 am)Aegon Wrote:
(June 18, 2017 at 3:30 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Tell us about the nurses.

Definitely something sexy about a woman emptying a bag of your piss.


Well yeah, a woman who will do that for you .. there is just no telling what else she might do.  Hope you are well on your mending way by now.
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#74
RE: Transplant
(June 19, 2017 at 9:12 am)mh.brewer Wrote: What's it like getting a boner with the cath in?

It was uncommon, and every time it started to happen my little guy must have thought "You know what, this is a bad idea" and shrunk back down pretty quickly.
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#75
RE: Transplant
By the way folks, pissing blood clots might SOUND fun but it isn't.
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#76
RE: Transplant
(June 19, 2017 at 3:15 pm)Aegon Wrote: By the way folks, pissing blood clots might SOUND fun but it isn't.

No, that sounds shitty.  Dodgy
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#77
RE: Transplant
(June 19, 2017 at 3:15 pm)Aegon Wrote: By the way folks, pissing blood clots might SOUND fun but it isn't.

Definitely not.

Just concentrate on recovering.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#78
RE: Transplant
(June 19, 2017 at 3:15 pm)Aegon Wrote: By the way folks, pissing blood clots might SOUND fun but it isn't.

Panic

I don't suppose they have you on an anticoagulant...
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#79
RE: Transplant
(June 19, 2017 at 4:56 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(June 19, 2017 at 3:15 pm)Aegon Wrote: By the way folks, pissing blood clots might SOUND fun but it isn't.

Panic

I don't suppose they have you on an anticoagulant...

They're "old" clots from the wall of my bladder. Should be gone by tomorrow.
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#80
RE: Transplant
(June 19, 2017 at 3:15 pm)Aegon Wrote: By the way folks, pissing blood clots might SOUND fun but it isn't.

Now I have a hankering for blood pudding, under cooked.
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