Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...

[J a c k]

CIJS?
A dude goes to see a doc because his back hurts. Comes back out with new information. He'll be paralyzed in time to hit 40. Now fucking every girl he meets with a flat chest, blonde hair and big glasses isn't enough to cheer him up. Now his Tuesday steak tradition is pointless. Had he not known, these three years would have been great and he would have probably fucked another hundred blondes and fattened them all with steaks. So now he lays there as if he was paralyzed just thinking about being paralyzed. The blonde he's with swears she'll still love him, but he doesn't care. Will his dick still work? He'd rather be dead.

There's the paralyzed woman laying in bed. She has been paralyzed for a couple years and her brain has legs. Her brain legs open wide and often soak in wonder. She can't move around. She can't travel. An evil villain took her ability to walk or dance and she lays there as she does and thinks. She thinks of life and what it must be like outside these walls. She thinks of death and what that last breath must feel like. She reaches ecstasy when she pictures her eyes rolling back if her heart stopped and her leggy brain stopped walking.

But she can't reach for the blade. She's in bed. So she lets her leggy brain take her places and she just swims in those waters and laughs. They say she's crazy. Maybe she is. She's been in this dark room paralyzed for two years and has nothing to do but embrace insanity.

Oh look. His dick does work. The blonde has left, though. He's ready to live again, because hallelujah, his dick works. Life is funny. To some, a dick. To others, a simple dinner with no interruptions and a complete lack of fear would suffice. Life is sophisticated like a fat man wearing an apron holding a fork up with a steak on it dropping grease on your red carpet saying, "I love you almost as much as I love steak."

[Fidel_Castronaut]

CIJS

Tomorrow is Friday, I've worked my ass off this week so tomorrow its work from home day, and I'm going to open a bottle of scotch at 9am and get drunk in my new kitchen.

Because fuck you all ^_^

[Regina]

CIJS?
A dude goes to see a doc because his back hurts. Comes back out with new information. He'll be paralyzed in time to hit 40. Now fucking every girl he meets with a flat chest, blonde hair and big glasses isn't enough to cheer him up. Now his Tuesday steak tradition is pointless. Had he not known, these three years would have been great and he would have probably fucked another hundred blondes and fattened them all with steaks. So now he lays there as if he was paralyzed just thinking about being paralyzed. The blonde he's with swears she'll still love him, but he doesn't care. Will his dick still work? He'd rather be dead.

Is this a real story or are you being metaphorical? I'm in "dumb bint" mode tonight haha

If I found out I was going to be paralised (especially if it was neck-down) I would want it to end tbh. I could never live like that, being a vegetable someone else has to constantly take care of because I couldn't do anything for myself. It would destroy me

[The Valkyrie]

CIJS?
A dude goes to see a doc because his back hurts. Comes back out with new information. He'll be paralyzed in time to hit 40. Now fucking every girl he meets with a flat chest, blonde hair and big glasses isn't enough to cheer him up. Now his Tuesday steak tradition is pointless. Had he not known, these three years would have been great and he would have probably fucked another hundred blondes and fattened them all with steaks. So now he lays there as if he was paralyzed just thinking about being paralyzed. The blonde he's with swears she'll still love him, but he doesn't care. Will his dick still work? He'd rather be dead.

Is this a real story or are you being metaphorical? I'm in "dumb bint" mode tonight haha

If I found out I was going to be paralised (especially if it was neck-down) I would want it to end tbh. I could never live like that, being a vegetable someone else has to constantly take care of because I couldn't do anything for myself. It would destroy me

Politicians being paralysed from the neck up seem to get through life okay...

[c172]

Yeah, that was pretty deep, tbh. Almost seems like the seed of a new thread.

[J a c k]

CIJS?
A dude goes to see a doc because his back hurts. Comes back out with new information. He'll be paralyzed in time to hit 40. Now fucking every girl he meets with a flat chest, blonde hair and big glasses isn't enough to cheer him up. Now his Tuesday steak tradition is pointless. Had he not known, these three years would have been great and he would have probably fucked another hundred blondes and fattened them all with steaks. So now he lays there as if he was paralyzed just thinking about being paralyzed. The blonde he's with swears she'll still love him, but he doesn't care. Will his dick still work? He'd rather be dead.

Is this a real story or are you being metaphorical? I'm in "dumb bint" mode tonight haha

If I found out I was going to be paralised (especially if it was neck-down) I would want it to end tbh. I could never live like that, being a vegetable someone else has to constantly take care of because I couldn't do anything for myself. It would destroy me

Most of it is metamorphical, but yes, there's a dude somewhere is Cali who loves skinny, flat chested blondes and is waiting for those three years to go by, so he can find out if his dick will still work.

[SteelCurtain]

Does he have ALS?

Because the answer is no. And also move to Oregon and get the pill.

[J a c k]

CIJS?!?!?!      

In the midst of car trouble and other things, I have some new information in my hands that is VERY promising. Perhaps 2018 will be a better year for me. I can use this. It's like the key to the lock on that door has been handed to me. I just have to use it without making noise.    OMG!!!!!! I knew it! I have proof! This is me sitting in a pile of evidence as I throw it up in the air laughing like a mad woman. Buahahahaha! Listen up, friends. I'll be free pretty damn soon. Life doesn't hate me after all.

(Happy dance)  

[Kernel Sohcahtoa]

In constructing this post, my aim is to recognize something wonderful that someone else did and to find joy in that person's success and happiness. With that said, posted below is something that I wrote in a survey about a nice man who works at GNC. 

CIJS,

I was helped by Reshy P today.  Now, I've been helped by him multiple times before, and he is very gentlemanly, courteous, and professional.  I get the sense that he is a genuinely nice person regardless of the context he is in. In addition, he is an intelligent, knowledgeable, and well-spoken young man who puts in that extra effort to help people out while representing the company's interests in an exceptionally selfless manner.  Reshy P is definitely one of those rare and unique individuals who wants to make a difference because he is dedicated to the organization.  Hence, it is my hope that Reshy P will move up the ranks (provided that this is what he wants), as he epitomizes organizational success and leadership.

[Ben Davis]

CIJS

On hearing the news...




Ahhh... spleen vented, now to deal.