Am I nuts? I like Jesus..:)

[Astonished]

Wonder what he'd say to the fact that thousands of other competing figures are throwing the same party at their own houses but you can only go to one and you have to stay there for eternity, and if you pick the wrong one, something really bad happens to you, even if it's only an honest mistake on your part and none of these figures did fuck-all to genuinely convince you they were the right one. The best answer is, fuck all of 'em, not just because they're implausible in the highest degree, but also unethical in the highest degree. And fuck their dumb-ass party guests.

All the other "thousands of competing figures" are in graves, but Jesus is not, spot the difference?
And none of them could blow peoples socks off the way JC could, just like he said- "I am not of this world...even though you don't believe me, believe the miracles"
He ticked all the boxes for being an alien visitor so yeah, I kinda like him.
As for dumbass party guests, there won't be any because they won't even get an invite..
JC said- "Not all who call me "Lord,Lord" will enter the kingdom of heaven. Then I'll tell them plainly, I never knew you, get away from me" (Matt 7:21-23)

Your making that inane assertion not only reveals your lack of intellectual capacity, but insults our intelligence. So fuck off with that shit, you inappropriately condescending twat. Just because your parents addled your mind with bullshit and you never recovered from it doesn't mean that idea that put in there that gives you tinglies is real. Spot the difference? And the dumb-ass party guests are the ones who actually WANT to go. Case in point.

[Dropship]

..Whenever scripture is quoted at me, it simply registers as gibberish..

The Bible is simply a chronicle of human close encounters with offworld beings spanning thousands of years of earth history and I therefore find it fascinating..




"According to Drake, the average of people's best estimates suggests that there are about 10,000 technically advanced civilisations spread across our galaxy"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/space/unive...e_equation

[Silver]

Great fictional show.

[Dropship]

Forget the cloaking, Kevin.  Get your shields up.  Those are scriptures he's tossed your way.

No need for shields, just something to scrape off the bottom of our shoes.

Which bit of this needs scraping off?-
"Love one another, feed the hungry, house the homeless, clothe the destitute, tend the sick, visit the prisoners, look after the poor"-Jesus of Nazareth (Mark 12:30, John 13:34, Matt 25:37-40)

[drfuzzy]

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*decloak*

I'll keep the door closed, thanks.  I have no need for your Jesus, nor any god for that matter.  And, again, I hate parties.

*recloaking*

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I hate parties too, but remember Jesus said "In my fathers kingdom are many mansions", so if we don't want to go to the mansion that's hosting one, we can just stay home in our our own mansion watching Star Trek vids or whatever..

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Cool story bro. But then no not really, we watched it on a telly.

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Lucky you, we never had a telly in our house for much of my childhood because my cheapskate parents reckoned they couldn't afford one, yet they always seemed to have enough cash to spend on cigarettes, they smoked like friggin chimneys!
PS- and anyway if i remember correctly boxing wasn't screened live on TV in those stone age days, and to get it live, people had to listen to the radio.

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Speaking of Jesus and nuts . . .

wondering how His worked.  Like a normal sperm count for the era?  100% motile?

Did they have any special properties like totipotency?

Nocturnal emission(s)?

Prostate trouble?

One lower than the other?

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The film 'The Last Temptation of Christ' starring Willem Dafoe explored the possibility that Jesus came down from the cross to live a normal family life with a wife and kids, but in the end decided that being a family man wasn't his cup of tea, so he asked God to put him back on the cross.
The moral?- we holy men don't do "family"..
(I never married or had kids myself)

"We holy men".  WE.           Look out folks, we have a TRUE loony nutjob troll here.   Good one, Drop Shit.   


Drop Shit probably looks at posters of his imaginary best friend while he wanks off, screaming Jesus Jesus Jesus!  I'm a holy man now!

[Astonished]

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No need for shields, just something to scrape off the bottom of our shoes.

Which bit of this needs scraping off?-
"Love one another, feed the hungry, house the homeless, clothe the destitute, tend the sick, visit the prisoners, look after the poor"-Jesus of Nazareth (Mark 12:30, John 13:34, Matt 25:37-40)

That 'Jesus of Nazareth', 'Mark', 'John', 'Matt' part. The identity of the speaker is irrelevant. The content of an idea itself is the only significant aspect. Your incapability to realize that is your own failure. And none of them (not that they existed) were the originators of any of those ideas anyway so what exactly is the point you're trying to make, if any? The fact that it's a typical religious idea to place the importance on the existence of a speaker is damning enough about its failures to actually instill good ideas, but the ones that go downhill from there (not questioning things, ostracism of out-group members, etc.) just make you look like a terrible or simply disturbed  person for defending the mythology behind it all. Stop putting people on pedestals and liberate yourself.

[drfuzzy]

No need for shields, just something to scrape off the bottom of our shoes.

Which bit of this needs scraping off?-
"Love one another, feed the hungry, house the homeless, clothe the destitute, tend the sick, visit the prisoners, look after the poor"-Jesus of Nazareth (Mark 12:30, John 13:34, Matt 25:37-40)

This wasn't new philosophy when your Jesus was supposedly walking the earth.  It's simple humanist survival.  
The entire wholly babble - New Testament, Old Testament, Apocrypha, various "newly discovered" gospels . . . a book of fairy tales.  The only practical value is taking it out camping to use as the toilet paper you forgot to bring.  And since you like memes so much, here ya go.

[Dropship]

All the other "thousands of competing figures" are in graves, but Jesus is not, spot the difference?
And none of them could blow peoples socks off the way JC could, just like he said- "I am not of this world...even though you don't believe me, believe the miracles"
He ticked all the boxes for being an alien visitor so yeah, I kinda like him.
As for dumbass party guests, there won't be any because they won't even get an invite..
JC said- "Not all who call me "Lord,Lord" will enter the kingdom of heaven. Then I'll tell them plainly, I never knew you, get away from me" (Matt 7:21-23)

Your making that inane assertion not only reveals your lack of intellectual capacity, but insults our intelligence. So fuck off with that shit, you inappropriately condescending twat. Just because your parents addled your mind with bullshit and you never recovered from it doesn't mean that idea that put in there that gives you tinglies is real. Spot the difference? And the dumb-ass party guests are the ones who actually WANT to go. Case in point.

Steady on, I got College of Preceptors exam passes in General Science and Advanced Science in the 1960's, so naturally the "superscience" of the bible interests me..
As for my parents, they weren't the least bit religious, for example when our cat went up to my mam for a morsel off her plate she shooed him away and I jokingly said- "Hey, Jesus wouldn't like you doing that", and she replied "I don't care about bleddy Jesus!".
My dad never mentioned religion one way or the other but I got the impression he respected Jesus but wouldn't admit it, for example he used to peep over the top of his newspaper watching 'Jesus of Nazareth' starring Robert Powell on TV after we finally got a telly..
As a party host, Jesus would be fab, you either like him or you don't; personally I like the way he used to go around doing stuff like when he rescued a naughty girl from a fundy mob-

"On yer bikes, she's with me!....Hold your head up baby!"
"Thanks JC, shall we go for a pizza?"

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Great fictional show.

I liked the subtly-done episodes involving UFO's and aliens best..
For examp the episode "Gender Bender" featured an Amish-like farming community called 'The Kindred', and when Mulder and Scully went to visit them again at the end of the show they'd vanished, leaving only this crop circle-

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Whenever scripture is quoted at me, it simply registers as gibberish...

Atheists quote from atheist books, so why can't people quote from the bible?

[Astonished]

Your making that inane assertion not only reveals your lack of intellectual capacity, but insults our intelligence. So fuck off with that shit, you inappropriately condescending twat. Just because your parents addled your mind with bullshit and you never recovered from it doesn't mean that idea that put in there that gives you tinglies is real. Spot the difference? And the dumb-ass party guests are the ones who actually WANT to go. Case in point.

Steady on, I got College of Preceptors exam passes in General Science and Advanced Science in the 1960's, so naturally the "superscience" of the bible interests me..
As for my parents, they weren't the least bit religious, for example when our cat went up to my mam for a morsel off her plate she shooed him away and I jokingly said- "Hey, Jesus wouldn't like you doing that", and she replied "I don't care about bleddy Jesus!".
My dad never mentioned religion one way or the other but I got the impression he respected Jesus but wouldn't admit it, for example he used to peep over the top of his newspaper watching 'Jesus of Nazareth' starring Robert Powell on TV after we finally got a telly..
As a party host, Jesus would be fab, you either like him or you don't; personally I like the way he used to go around doing stuff like when he rescued a naughty girl from a fundy mob-

"On yer bikes, she's with me!....Hold your head up baby!"
"Thanks JC, shall we go for a pizza?"

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Great fictional show.

I liked the subtly-done episodes involving UFO's and aliens best..
For examp the episode "Gender Bender" featured an Amish-like farming community called 'The Kindred', and when Mulder and Scully went to visit them again at the end of the show they'd vanished, leaving only this crop circle-

Now you're making up words too? Or are you mistaking it for pseudoscience? That happens a lot with people like you, Droppin' Loads. Are you honestly trying to make yourself sound stupider with every post? If not, then stop, because that's what you're doing. You having the highest credentials that can be bestowed means nothing if your brain is poisoned with this dogshit. Lots of psychopaths are genius-level, so I wouldn't go spouting off about having great reasoning capacity if you UNREASONABLY CHOOSE TO IGNORE IT.

[Dropship]

Speaking of Jesus and nuts . . .

wondering how His worked.  Like a normal sperm count for the era?  100% motile?

Did they have any special properties like totipotency?

Nocturnal emission(s)?

Prostate trouble?

One lower than the other?

In order for us to find that out he'd have to cum again.

Ha Ha and there was I thinking atheists didn't have a sense of humour..
Incidentally why do some top atheists have trouble keeping their marriages together?
For example-
Carl Sagan (married 3 times)
Richard Dawkins (married 3 times)
Stephen Hawking (married twice)

Let's guess how it went in Dawkins case-
Wifeys 1and 2 in bed- "Oh Dickie darling, talk sexy to me!"

Dawkins- "Very well dearest, sperm is the male reproductive cell and is derived from the Greek word sperma (meaning "seed"). In the types of sexual reproduction known as anisogamy and its subtype oogamy, there is a marked difference in the size of the gametes with the smaller one being termed the "male" or sperm cell. A uniflagellar sperm cell that is motile is referred to as a spermatozoon, whereas a non-motile sperm cell is referred to as a spermatium. Sperm cells cannot divide and have a limited life span, but after fusion with egg cells during fertilization, a new organism begins developing, starting as a totipotent ...."

Wifeys- "OH SHUT THE F--K UP!!!"