Am I nuts? I like Jesus..:)

[Astonished]

In order for us to find that out he'd have to cum again.

Ha Ha and there was I thinking atheists didn't have a sense of humour..
Incidentally why do some top atheists have trouble keeping their marriages together?
For example-
Carl Sagan (married 3 times)
Richard Dawkins (married 3 times)
Stephen Hawking (married twice)

Let's guess how it went in Dawkins case-
Wifeys 1and 2 in bed- "Oh Dickie darling, talk sexy to me!"

Dawkins- "Very well dearest, sperm is the male reproductive cell and is derived from the Greek word sperma (meaning "seed"). In the types of sexual reproduction known as anisogamy and its subtype oogamy, there is a marked difference in the size of the gametes with the smaller one being termed the "male" or sperm cell. A uniflagellar sperm cell that is motile is referred to as a spermatozoon, whereas a non-motile sperm cell is referred to as a spermatium. Sperm cells cannot divide and have a limited life span, but after fusion with egg cells during fertilization, a new organism begins developing, starting as a totipotent ...."

Wifeys- "OH SHUT THE F--K UP!!!"

Taking up art class so you can construct some straw men, now, Droppin' Loads? Statistically non-theists have an overall lesser rate of divorce, and we've seen plenty of theistic couples in miserable marriages but just can't seem to find their way out. Want to go down that rabbit hole? Because I'm telling you, your side loses at every turn.

[Dropship]

Dropship
being a family man wasn't his cup of tea, so he asked God to put him back on the cross.
The moral?- we holy men don't do "family"..
(I never married or had kids myself)
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"We holy men".  WE.           Look out folks, we have a TRUE loony nutjob troll here.   Good one, Drop Shit.   

The word "holy" simply means "apart" and applies to all tough-minded sonofabitch rebels like me who refuse to dance to the world's tune..
Jesus said:- "The world wants you to dance to its tune......God has sent me to proclaim freedom for the prisoners...to release the oppressed" (Matt 11:16/17,Luke 4:18 )
We rebels don't dance..

[downbeatplumb]

In order for us to find that out he'd have to cum again.

Ha Ha and there was I thinking atheists didn't have a sense of humour..
Incidentally why do some top atheists have trouble keeping their marriages together?
For example-
Carl Sagan (married 3 times)
Richard Dawkins (married 3 times)
Stephen Hawking (married twice)

Let's guess how it went in Dawkins case-
Wifeys 1and 2 in bed- "Oh Dickie darling, talk sexy to me!"

Dawkins- "Very well dearest, sperm is the male reproductive cell and is derived from the Greek word sperma (meaning "seed"). In the types of sexual reproduction known as anisogamy and its subtype oogamy, there is a marked difference in the size of the gametes with the smaller one being termed the "male" or sperm cell. A uniflagellar sperm cell that is motile is referred to as a spermatozoon, whereas a non-motile sperm cell is referred to as a spermatium. Sperm cells cannot divide and have a limited life span, but after fusion with egg cells during fertilization, a new organism begins developing, starting as a totipotent ...."

Wifeys- "OH SHUT THE F--K UP!!!"

Some Atheists have trouble with marriages because they are people and people have relationship issues.

I am an atheist and have been happily married for 22 years now.

[Astonished]

Dropship
being a family man wasn't his cup of tea, so he asked God to put him back on the cross.
The moral?- we holy men don't do "family"..
(I never married or had kids myself)
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"We holy men".  WE.           Look out folks, we have a TRUE loony nutjob troll here.   Good one, Drop Shit.   

The word "holy" simply means "apart" and applies to all tough-minded sonofabitch rebels like me who refuse to dance to the world's tune..
Jesus said:- "The world wants you to dance to its tune......God has sent me to proclaim freedom for the prisoners...to release the oppressed" (Matt 11:16/17,Luke 4:18 )
We rebels don't dance..

If you're a believer, you're not a rebel, you're a fucking slave, dipshit. The fact that you don't acknowledge or realize that is, like the name says, astonishing.

[Dropship]

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..Stop putting people on pedestals and liberate yourself...

I'm not sure what you're getting at mate, I like Elvis, Nurse Chappell, Ryan Dunn, Flash Gordon, Don Trump, El Cid, Jesus, Wonder Woman, Mr.Spock etc etc, what's wrong with that?
As for liberating myself, I've always been a rebel and freed myself from the yukky ways of the world years ago, for examp I was expelled from school in the 1960's for "not trying", and in 2002 I was jailed for 3 months on a vigilante rap, I'm kool..
Below-Leicester Prison (England) the site of my incarceration-

"The raven himself is hoarse that croaks the fatal entrance of Duncan beneath my battlements"- Lady Macbeth


PS- It's the same jail that once housed the Great Train Robbers and Mad Frankie Fraser (below) which gives me bragging rights for life..

[Astonished]

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..Stop putting people on pedestals and liberate yourself...

I'm not sure what you're getting at mate, I like Elvis, Nurse Chappell, Ryan Dunn, Flash Gordon, Don Trump, El Cid, Jesus, Wonder Woman, Mr.Spock etc etc, what's wrong with that?
As for liberating myself, I've always been a rebel and freed myself from the yukky ways of the world years ago, for examp I was expelled from school in the 1960's for "not trying", and in 2002 I was jailed for 3 months on a vigilante rap, I'm kool..
Below-Leicester Prison (England) the site of my incarceration-

"The raven himself is hoarse that croaks the fatal entrance of Duncan beneath my battlements"- Lady Macbeth


PS- It's the same jail that once housed the Great Train Robbers and Mad Frankie Fraser (below) which gives me bragging rights for life..

That goes without saying, mate. Everything we've been telling you has been going over your head even though we've been telling you WHY you're prevented from grasping these simple ideas. The difference here is that while it's fine and dandy to like fictional characters, we acknowledge that they're just that, fictional, and we don't model our lives after them, or tell others that they should be more like them, or ignore how utterly fucked-up that person is if they're more bad than good (if you have to wonder, Jeebus is the perfect example of that last one).

Your story about you not trying in school is pretty telling about your intellectual incapability here with these pathetic arguments you're presenting. Nothing you've said is anything to brag about, just another misconception you've built up in your head. Must be like a fucking MC Escher painting in a blender in there.

[KevinM1]

All the other "thousands of competing figures" are in graves, but Jesus is not, spot the difference?

Got any proof for that claim (note: the bible itself is the claim, so quoting it is merely restating the assertion)?

[Astonished]

All the other "thousands of competing figures" are in graves, but Jesus is not, spot the difference?

Got any proof for that claim (note: the bible itself is the claim, so quoting it is merely restating the assertion)?

Eh, I already called him out on that and never got an answer.

[KevinM1]

Got any proof for that claim (note: the bible itself is the claim, so quoting it is merely restating the assertion)?

Eh, I already called him out on that and never got an answer.

Of course you didn't.  Not that I'd expect anything less from someone doing a really terrible youth pastor routine.

[drfuzzy]

Dropship
being a family man wasn't his cup of tea, so he asked God to put him back on the cross.
The moral?- we holy men don't do "family"..
(I never married or had kids myself)
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"We holy men".  WE.           Look out folks, we have a TRUE loony nutjob troll here.   Good one, Drop Shit.   

The word "holy" simply means "apart" and applies to all tough-minded sonofabitch rebels like me who refuse to dance to the world's tune..
Jesus said:- "The world wants you to dance to its tune......God has sent me to proclaim freedom for the prisoners...to release the oppressed" (Matt 11:16/17,Luke 4:18 )
We rebels don't dance..

Holy = "apart".  Well, well.  Somebody finally defined it.  And I always thought it meant something too high-falutin' to dare joking about.  (And I finally realized it actually means a very, very, advanced level of bullshit.)  But "apart".  What a magnificent idea!  Ol' asshole Yahweh was so far "apart" that nobody could prove he didn't ever exist.  And now a "holy man" says holy means "apart".  Great!  Get thee apart.  Thy ignorant holier-than-thou attempts at trolling causeth an enormous stench.