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time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
#41
RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
(July 23, 2017 at 10:44 am)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(July 23, 2017 at 10:09 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: You know, his first two posts I was willing to accept he was just some Muslim with some very poor ideas about how to convert atheists. But with his more recent, more word salady posts, I'm beginning to think he really is just a troll.

He is a troll.
Read his post.

Remember, Poe's Law goes both ways. Hell, a couple years back, I saw a guy who basically claimed "9, therefore God." It can be very difficult indeed to tell someone poking fun with an insane belief system with someone who actually believes it.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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#42
RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
I do not care what kind of symmetry they bury me in. I just don't want to die asymmetrically.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#43
RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
Late to the party. WIHM?
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#44
RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
(July 23, 2017 at 1:23 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Late to the party. WIHM?

TL;DR: Poe is detailed and funny, mostly he's outed
Sum ergo sum
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#45
RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
(July 23, 2017 at 5:50 am)Youwait Wrote: You’re not weird . what there is  out there , are different mind sets , different ways of behavior .

Generally speaking if you want to  push the buttons of a western mind set you can easily do it by targeting animals .   you have to go look somewhere in the 18th century when the West  started developing a popular affinity for  pets .  you get great results in terms of inflaming western mind sets  sensibilities by talking bestiality . you can test this . use the scientific method .  go out there and talk that shit . eventually you will be banned . so not too much.

A western atheist is a western atheist , basically a catholic based civilization . so your response is normal. Nothing weird about you. You’re fine . in my humble . so relax . your screen name is okay.

Say, do you have funny thoughts about camels ? was it the meat or the camel?  -just kidding.

can i be your friend please? No ! okay . but don't say I didn't offer.

We can be friends if you make a real introduction thread
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#46
RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
Losty . sit please . I want to ask you a question. how is it that you arouse in me fatherly feelings  towards you ? and what is friendship and what is real ? what do you sense ?
 
okay . some person posted a verse  from the quran  , sura yunus verse 100. if you go back  two  sentences in said sura  , Mr.Allah was the speaker , then the following sentence allah was being spoken about ,etc. so from 1st person to 3rd  person . its an error that Muslims scholar excuse by  mental gymnastics  called  Iltifaf.
there're  more issues . i posted link to the appropriate translation . I did my part .

 if you look at the verse its meaningless  nonsense .Often times Allah can’t think right . who asked for allah  permission in the first place ?  Over five billion people  reject the idea of  allah and the quran and islam. none  of  them is asking for  permission . and these atheist infidels,  may allah protect us from them,   say   allah is just a sound conveying no clear meaning or distinct affirmation. frankly  allah needs permissions first to exist  before he hands out  permissions.

what is  permission?  lets say I want to  shit  on my tent floor  . i have the wherewithal and capability and power and  ability to do it .  i ate camel meat hours ago and drank plenty camel  urine and   I'm all set and ready to defecate what waste product resulting  . i don't need empowerment from you or allah  to shit on my tent floor . I just shit .

 you picked the wrong verse. you should  have  picked shit like  Al Maidah 108 or baqara 258 and the rest of bunch of similar verses where Mr. Allah actively bars people from believing and verses where it says allah deceives people so as not to believe and verses where it says allah hates people and sends devils to the 5 billion of them on this here planet to lead them astray not counting all the Muslim who also get same treatment and the verses when collectively taken says allah hates most of the planet  and wants to fill hell with people and and and .  .
 message is not so noble after all. sends devils to mislead people . that’s not nice

say how does Mr.Allah then condemn  his satans. they took orders from him and went and did as ordered. He rather should  praise them , right ?  nice satans .go get them .

look go get the imam . you’e gonna need to bring the imam to get me interested in debate . has to be full fledged scholar . I hate teaching .


hey you better watch it , picking the wrong verses . allah puts you in lake of fire and if you stick your head out he throws boiling water in your face. such a noble message .  whats yourr favorite cartoon . mickey mouth?

mouth or mouse. darn english language can make head or tail out of you. I love you . you love me. we're happy family tara ra ta ta .
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#47
RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
"Mr Allah"! That shit's rich.

"Mr Allah, would you like soup or salad as an appetizer?"

"Mr Allah, do you have a crescent wrench I can borrow?"

"Mr Allah, I don't mean to be rude, but you have a piece of toilet paper stuck to your heel."

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#48
RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
(July 23, 2017 at 5:00 am)Youwait Wrote:


Quote:http://staringattheview.blogspot.com/200...art-2.html

The question that presents itself … Why are Muslims  busy stoning women for adultery when their main man was the product of adultery ? Equally , who pushed humpty dumpty off the wall?  Someone must have pushed him over . Humpty dumpty sat on a wall , humpty had a great fall…a ll the kings men … . see what I mean ?  Kings men ! There were  kings men .

HIS NAME IS QASIM IBN ABED AL LAT . lat is the  pagan goddess . mamma . mommy .

Youwait,

Thanks for the information about Mohammed's birth.  I've never read that and will some research about it.  Its always good to get new information to increase one's knowledge.  Thanks for sharing.

BTW, since reading this thread I've learned a lot of new curses.  Very informative and thanks to all who have so thoughtfully shared a few of their favorite expressions.
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#49
RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
Fuck Mohammed, the baby raping ass-munch (piss be upon him).
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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#50
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Okay, I'm convinced.

All hail Odin the AllFather.

Now, where's my money?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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