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This Ought to do the Trick !!
#11
RE: This Ought to do the Trick !!
Hell, supposedly Ben Sasse and a couple other Senators really are pushing Pence to run in 2020 and Pence is having a fucking shit hemorrhage at the thought of it.


It's like he already knows he is allergic to polonium . . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#12
RE: This Ought to do the Trick !!
Just make Pence sit down real hard so the bible that is up his ass punctures something.
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#13
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(August 6, 2017 at 7:49 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Just make Pence sit down real hard so the bible that is up his ass punctures something.

Seems like that might clock Jesus too . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#14
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Yeah..... and.....
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#15
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Blowing Jesus out your ass with a book lodge in His would be . . . .


well, something. I'm not sure what, but it would be something
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#16
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(August 6, 2017 at 3:02 pm)Cecelia Wrote: Trump would just dismiss it as FAKE NEWS.  Just like he does everything else he doesn't like/agree with, and just like his followers do the same.

As for me, I'm supporting Katy Perry 2020.  If the office of President is going to be a celebrity non-politician, let's at least make it one that's not a business tycoon who is in with wall street.

Kate is hot but not too much upstairs ...
Watch her interview with NDT. Religion does that...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#17
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https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz...nt-in-1820


Quote:Mike Pence Considering Running for President in 1820

Quote:According to Harland Dorrinson, a donor who was on the conference call, “Mike believes he’s the right man to bring America into the nineteenth century, just like he did for Indiana.”
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#18
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He is soliciting money from donors, but is clenching his sphincter in rage that anyone would think he is raising the money for anything but running for veep again.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#19
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Jimmy Kimmel explains.



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