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Discussion topics you will never see here
#81
RE: Discussion topics you will never see here
It's not even 5000 pages and that particular volume is only a single volume long. I mean come on!

Did I mention it's also only 493 chapters? That's not even half of a number that's half of a FOUR digit number. And four is less than half of 10 which is the SMALLEST number that isn't SINGLE digit. My guide is super concise. It's as concise as my tunneling and posting style. Oops, I mean NON-tunneling and posting style. I am also totally not overdoing this joke just as I totally don't overdo anything. Ever. Especially not this. At all. Even once. Never ever. Not in the slightest. At any time. Any day! Not any day I mean! That's what I mean by that. Of course.
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#82
RE: Discussion topics you will never see here
"Beccs' plans to achieve world peace".

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#83
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"Hammy's 100% Success Rate At Never Ever Making Anyone Feel Awkward: A Complete Guide."
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#84
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(September 19, 2017 at 9:43 pm)Hammy Wrote:
(September 19, 2017 at 9:33 pm)c172 Wrote: Meh. Mine's just Cliff's Notes for yours.

WTF?! Didn't you read my title? My Mafia guide is CONCISE!

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Mine's CONCISER!!!!!!1111!!!ONEunoein
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#85
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"Celibacy 1 - How to never produce any mayo and never let your jars leak - Volume I"

"Celibacy 2 - Quit Wanking Forever - Volume II

"How To Avoid Making Weird Book Titles and to Never Fail At Writing Sequels or Extra Volumes... How To Have Clear Non-Confusing titles (And Other Fails)

"How To Write Concisely Without Making Far Too Many Words In Your Book Or Book Titles Ever And To Always Avoid That And Never Type Too Many Words And Always Make Sure You Punctuate Properly"

"How To Always Stay On Topic With A Thread Especially When The Topic Is About Discussion Topics That Will Never Be Seen - How To Always Avoid Inadvertedly Accidentally Slipping Into Talking About Fake Book Titles And Then Realizing WTF How Did That Happen That Is Actually Slightly Off Topic Whoops."

"How To Put A Post In A Thread Back On Topic By Using Self-Referential Humor After Accidentally Sort Of Making It Go A Bit Off Topic Earlier On In The Post"
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#86
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(September 19, 2017 at 9:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Beccs' plans to achieve world peace".

Makes "Kill Bill" look like butterflies and unicorns.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#87
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"Hammy's Guide To Never Making People Laugh With Self-Deprecating Humor: Another shit guide and overly verbose and confusing fail by unfunny Hammy."

How To Spell: by Drich

How To Write Clear Arguments: by MysticKnight

How To Avoid Overusing Emoticons: by Little Rik

NONSENSE are you Theistic? The Brand New Complete Guide To Never Making Completely Obvious Sock Accounts, by ProgrammingGodJordan.

SPECIAL OFFER!!!: Buy now and you'll get a free copy of the new hardback edition to send to one of your friends. The Hardback edition is now in color! And even contains free giant red arrows pointing to certain tips on how to be non-obvious! AND ACTUAL photographs of ProgrammingGodJordan himself... and other fantastic disguises that you would never in a million years guess was actually also ProgrammingGodJordan himself


PGR is currently working on a sequel about how to blend in and be totally inconspicuous. RUMORS HAVE IT that it's to be named: NONSENSE are you Theistic 2: Actually I Am Atheistic. And it includes EVEN MORE FANTASTIC RED ARROWS and other CRAFTY ways to totally not look like ProgrammingGodJordan especially if you actually are actually ProgrammingGodJordan.

(September 19, 2017 at 10:04 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(September 19, 2017 at 9:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Beccs' plans to achieve world peace".

Makes "Kill Bill" look like butterflies and unicorns.

"Kill Billy(?) The Troll's Guide To Almost Successfully Killing a Goat Shortly Before Failing And Getting Knocked Into A river."

"Hammy's Guide To Never Ever Making Lame Jokes And Never Ever Causing Eye Rolls, Cringes, Winces, Facepalms or Sighs."
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#88
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(September 19, 2017 at 12:00 pm)Hammy Wrote: Poop and Queefing: A Love Story by Catholic Lady

I mentally put "Poop and Queefing" to the melody of Frank Sinatra's "Love and Marriage."

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Beccs' guide to treating surgical interns well
Boru Boru Boru by Boru
Little Rik's urban dictionary
How to succeed with quote mining by Huggy
Losty was foundy
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#89
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(September 19, 2017 at 1:29 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "Two girls, One cup: Nothing can top that!"

Whatever you do... don't watch One Man One Jar.
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#90
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North Korea resorts and spas, which have you yet to visit?
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