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RE: Discussion topics you will never see here
September 19, 2017 at 9:46 pm
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It's not even 5000 pages and that particular volume is only a single volume long. I mean come on!
Did I mention it's also only 493 chapters? That's not even half of a number that's half of a FOUR digit number. And four is less than half of 10 which is the SMALLEST number that isn't SINGLE digit. My guide is super concise. It's as concise as my tunneling and posting style. Oops, I mean NON-tunneling and posting style. I am also totally not overdoing this joke just as I totally don't overdo anything. Ever. Especially not this. At all. Even once. Never ever. Not in the slightest. At any time. Any day! Not any day I mean! That's what I mean by that. Of course.
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RE: Discussion topics you will never see here
September 19, 2017 at 9:46 pm
"Beccs' plans to achieve world peace".
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Discussion topics you will never see here
September 19, 2017 at 9:48 pm
"Hammy's 100% Success Rate At Never Ever Making Anyone Feel Awkward: A Complete Guide."
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RE: Discussion topics you will never see here
September 19, 2017 at 9:49 pm
(September 19, 2017 at 9:43 pm)Hammy Wrote: (September 19, 2017 at 9:33 pm)c172 Wrote: Meh. Mine's just Cliff's Notes for yours.
WTF?! Didn't you read my title? My Mafia guide is CONCISE!
Mine's
CONCISER!!!!!!1111!!!ONEunoein
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RE: Discussion topics you will never see here
September 19, 2017 at 10:00 pm
"Celibacy 1 - How to never produce any mayo and never let your jars leak - Volume I"
"Celibacy 2 - Quit Wanking Forever - Volume II
"How To Avoid Making Weird Book Titles and to Never Fail At Writing Sequels or Extra Volumes... How To Have Clear Non-Confusing titles (And Other Fails)
"How To Write Concisely Without Making Far Too Many Words In Your Book Or Book Titles Ever And To Always Avoid That And Never Type Too Many Words And Always Make Sure You Punctuate Properly"
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RE: Discussion topics you will never see here
September 19, 2017 at 10:04 pm
(September 19, 2017 at 9:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Beccs' plans to achieve world peace".
Makes "Kill Bill" look like butterflies and unicorns.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Discussion topics you will never see here
September 20, 2017 at 6:31 am
North Korea resorts and spas, which have you yet to visit?
