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It's a sign!

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It's a sign!
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It's a sign!
November 17, 2017 at 1:49 pm (This post was last modified: November 17, 2017 at 1:51 pm by Dave B.)
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RE: It's a sign!
November 17, 2017 at 2:28 pm
"Meth bible camp" says a lot on its own...

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RE: It's a sign!
November 17, 2017 at 3:56 pm
I don't have it now, but once had a FB picture of a Church sign that said something like , "To find God you must release."

Really? I aint giving up masturbation and I can tell you while it feels good, I have never found a deity behind an orgasm.
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RE: It's a sign!
November 17, 2017 at 4:15 pm (This post was last modified: November 17, 2017 at 4:26 pm by Dave B.)
(November 17, 2017 at 3:56 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I don't have it now, but once had a FB picture of a Church sign that said something like , "To find God you must release."

Really? I aint giving up masturbation and I can tell you while it feels good, I have never found a deity behind an orgasm.

But, surely, an orgasm is a release?
Sometimes even church signs can make sense, like this one just before the last eclipse:

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RE: It's a sign!
November 17, 2017 at 5:41 pm
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RE: It's a sign!
November 18, 2017 at 6:44 am
(November 17, 2017 at 3:56 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I have never found a deity behind an orgasm.
Look up Cum Dev (or Kamdev) from hinduism... the deity of love making and pleasure/sexuality. he even helps gods orgasm Tongue
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RE: It's a sign!
November 18, 2017 at 7:02 am
I used to live on the corner of Ana Lane and Ora Lane.
So the signpost read Ana l and Ora l.
I can't see how that's not the town planners having a joke.
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RE: It's a sign!
November 18, 2017 at 7:09 am
(November 18, 2017 at 7:02 am)Little lunch Wrote: I used to live on the corner of Ana Lane and Ora Lane.
So the signpost read Ana l and Ora l.
I can't see how that's not the town planners having a joke.

Programmers are familiar with the Ana/Ora bit.
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RE: It's a sign!
November 18, 2017 at 9:20 am
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RE: It's a sign!
November 21, 2017 at 10:23 am
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