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I finally got a sign from Jesus!

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I finally got a sign from Jesus!
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I finally got a sign from Jesus!
June 17, 2018 at 4:23 am
It's gotta count for something, right Dunno


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RE: I finally got a sign from Jesus!
June 17, 2018 at 4:25 am
(June 17, 2018 at 4:23 am)ignoramus Wrote: It's gotta count for something, right Dunno


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Tell him to get back to mowing your lawns!
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RE: I finally got a sign from Jesus!
June 17, 2018 at 4:30 am (This post was last modified: June 17, 2018 at 4:34 am by ignoramus.)
I finally got through!

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I'm too scared to tell him that Beccs... Should I tell him I love him instead Dunno

Jesus, I love you man, you cool brother!
Hey man, can you give me next Saturday's lotto results? I'll give to the church if I win?



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uhmmmm, uhmmmm .....nothing. Forget it.
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RE: I finally got a sign from Jesus!
June 17, 2018 at 4:33 am
If you're afraid of telling him off, perhaps you should be in the kitchen fixing him a sammich.
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RE: I finally got a sign from Jesus!
June 17, 2018 at 4:46 am
Jesus, would you like me to make you a sandwich?



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Joods, at least I tried! (He's a picky bastard, isn't he?)








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RE: I finally got a sign from Jesus!
June 17, 2018 at 5:12 am
Lolz. Maybe go for complete defiance and make a ham and cheese. See what he says about that.
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RE: I finally got a sign from Jesus!
June 17, 2018 at 5:43 am
Hey Jesus, hoe about a nice fresh ham and cheese sammich?





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Jesus H Christ. When did you become a muslim?




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Ok, sorry man ...I forgot!
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RE: I finally got a sign from Jesus!
June 17, 2018 at 7:25 am
I figured a sign from Jesus would be more like this:

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RE: I finally got a sign from Jesus!
June 17, 2018 at 8:21 am
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RE: I finally got a sign from Jesus!
June 18, 2018 at 4:01 am
Yeah god is toasted
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Although Jesus miracles did always seem very suspicious

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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