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Let's fun....😜
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Let's fun....😜
January 23, 2018 at 10:52 am
I think that we have too little joy in life, we're not smiling enough, so let's have fun ...
the funniest quotes from a book, movie or life ... quantity not limited
i don't know how about you but i need it😜

Hamlet
By William Shakespeare
Ophelia: "I think nothing, my lord."
Hamlet: "That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs."

"Scoop"..movie of course
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"Alone is what I have. Alone protects me." 
“I may be on the side of the angels but don’t think for one second that I am one of them.”
“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existence. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery each day."
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January 23, 2018 at 11:12 am (This post was last modified: January 23, 2018 at 11:23 am by ErGingerbreadMandude.)
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because poop jokes are crappy
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January 23, 2018 at 11:13 am
You can't go wrong with Woody Allen quotes:

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."

"To you, I'm an atheist. To God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."

"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."

(Those are just a few of his gems.)
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January 23, 2018 at 11:27 am
(January 23, 2018 at 11:13 am)vulcanlogician Wrote: You can't go wrong with Woody Allen quotes:

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."

"To you, I'm an atheist. To God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."

"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."

(Those are just a few of his gems.)

Yes, Woody Allen is the best... we can always count on him

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"Alone is what I have. Alone protects me." 
“I may be on the side of the angels but don’t think for one second that I am one of them.”
“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existence. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery each day."
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January 24, 2018 at 7:28 am (This post was last modified: January 24, 2018 at 7:31 am by KittyAnn.)
some more..?

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Inspector Lestrade: "Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention?"

Holmes: "To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time."

Lestrade: "The dog did nothing in the night-time."

Holmes: "That was the curious incident."
"Don't you find it a little bit (of a) coincidence that the body fell perfectly within the chalk outline on the floor?"
- "I think they drew the chalk outline later."
- "Ah!"
The Pink Panther (2006)
"Alone is what I have. Alone protects me." 
“I may be on the side of the angels but don’t think for one second that I am one of them.”
“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existence. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery each day."
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January 24, 2018 at 8:39 am
+1 for pink panther Ann
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January 24, 2018 at 10:25 am (This post was last modified: January 24, 2018 at 10:44 am by Antares.)
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
-George Carlin
Peg Leg Bates Jr.’s sole ambition was to follow in his father’s footstep.
-George Carlin
My last Carlin quote Wink
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January 24, 2018 at 4:34 pm
"Homer: This perpetual motion machine she made today is a joke! It just keeps going faster and faster."

"Homer: In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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January 24, 2018 at 5:15 pm
(January 24, 2018 at 10:25 am)Antares Wrote: My last Carlin quote Wink

I hope not.

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"You live eighty years, and at best you get about six minutes of pure magic." --George Carlin
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January 24, 2018 at 5:27 pm
Dr. Who...
“Rose, before I go, I just want to tell you: you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And you know what? So was I.” — The Doctor, Season 1

“Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!” —The Doctor, Season 7, Christmas Special

“Never ignore coincidence. Unless, of course, you’re busy. In which case, always ignore coincidence.”— The Doctor, Season 5

“Always take a banana to a party, Rose: bananas are good!” — The Doctor, Season 2


Back To The Future...
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The Pink Panther...
French journalist: Inspector, do you know if the killer was a man or woman?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Well of course I know that! What else is there? A kitten?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Someone had words with Gluant... the night before he was killed.
Inspector J. C.: [points his hand to a guard all of a sudden, releasing a vase stuck in his left hand, and Ponton, who was standing next to the guard catches it in time] Didn't you?
Larocque's Guard: No.
Inspector J. C.: You didn't threaten to brek his legs and then crush him into powder?
Larocque's Guard: [confused] No.
Inspector J. C.: Perhaps I saw that on TV.
"Alone is what I have. Alone protects me." 
“I may be on the side of the angels but don’t think for one second that I am one of them.”
“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existence. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery each day."
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