RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 30, 2018 at 12:56 pm
(This post was last modified: January 30, 2018 at 12:56 pm by Longhorn.)
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 (January 30, 2018 at 12:11 pm)Brian37 Wrote:(January 30, 2018 at 12:06 pm)Longhorn Wrote: Granted. Youre constantly in a life threatening situation. You win a car on The Price Is Right! This is the car that you won: I wish I had more room in my tummy for junk food. 
Granted. Now all you can eat is other guys' junk.
I wish I could meet and be close friends with Laurel and Hardy.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Granted. But for The rest of your life, you appear entirely in black and white.
I wish i could prove God wasn't real.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69. ![[Image: 41bebac06973488da2b0740b6ac37538.jpg]](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/41/be/ba/41bebac06973488da2b0740b6ac37538.jpg) -
(January 30, 2018 at 1:32 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Granted. But for The rest of your life, you appear entirely in black and white. More than worth it. 
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Granted. You're able to prove God isn't real and spread the word putting an end to all religions. And God is pissed. He turns all your fingers into noodles, and you have to spend the rest of your days picking things up with your feet.
I wish ear hair wasn't a thing.  (January 30, 2018 at 1:48 pm)wallym Wrote: I wish ear hair wasn't a thing. Granted. Ear hair instantly vanishes, all over the Universe. You wake up with your ear cavities full of insects, and an army of pissed-off rabbits with pitchforks smashing down your door. I wish flat-earthers had more than one brain between them.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (January 30, 2018 at 3:01 pm)Cyberman Wrote: I wish flat-earthers had more than one brain between them. Your wish is granted, but now the world (somehow) is flat. I wish I lived 300 years into the future.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
Granted. You spend the rest of your days in a post apocalyptic hellscape.
I wish God could create a rock he couldn't lift. |
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