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Wishmaster 2018

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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 30, 2018 at 4:36 pm
(January 30, 2018 at 4:30 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: I wish God could create a rock he couldn't lift.

Wish granted, but now this rock orbits in a geostationary orbit around the Earth blocking all the light from the Sun, all the time.

I wish I owned a billion dollars.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 30, 2018 at 8:07 pm
(January 30, 2018 at 4:36 pm)Sal Wrote:
(January 30, 2018 at 4:30 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: I wish God could create a rock he couldn't lift.

Wish granted, but now this rock orbits in a geostationary orbit around the Earth blocking all the light from the Sun, all the time.

I wish I owned a billion dollars.

Lol, I already wished for 3.

Wish granted. But you are now serving 15 consecutive life-time sentences for tax-evasion, with no chance for parole or early off for good behaviour.

I wish the renovations to my house were finished.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 30, 2018 at 10:05 pm
(January 30, 2018 at 8:07 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote:
(January 30, 2018 at 4:36 pm)Sal Wrote: Wish granted, but now this rock orbits in a geostationary orbit around the Earth blocking all the light from the Sun, all the time.

I wish I owned a billion dollars.

Lol, I already wished for 3.

Wish granted. But you are now serving 15 consecutive life-time sentences for tax-evasion, with no chance for parole or early off for good behaviour.

I wish the renovations to my house were finished.

Renovations are complete, but the contractors installed the bathroom exhaust fan so that it vents into the living room (I actually know a guy that this happened to!)

I wish for hot and cold running women. Tongue
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 30, 2018 at 10:40 pm
Granted. Unfortunately, they're all running the other way.

I wish perpetual motion was possible.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 30, 2018 at 11:25 pm
(January 30, 2018 at 10:40 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Granted. Unfortunately, they're all running the other way.

I wish perpetual motion was possible.

Granted, but it is a squirrel cage.

I wish that the Wishmaster 2018 thread was dead.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 30, 2018 at 11:30 pm
Granted, however some idiot comes along and necroes it. Smile

I wish my mobile battery lasted longer.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 31, 2018 at 2:22 am
(January 30, 2018 at 1:47 pm)Cyberman Wrote:
(January 30, 2018 at 1:32 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Granted. But for The rest of your life, you appear entirely in black and white.

More than worth it. Big Grin

Yep.

I would have instead said "Granted... you meet them both! At their graves..."
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 31, 2018 at 7:23 am
(January 30, 2018 at 11:30 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Granted, however some idiot comes along and necroes it. Smile

I wish my mobile battery lasted longer.

Granted: all the apps on your phone that drain your battery no longer work properly.

I wish all women found me irresistable.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 31, 2018 at 7:55 am (This post was last modified: January 31, 2018 at 8:16 am by KittyAnn.)
(January 31, 2018 at 7:23 am)vulcanlogician Wrote: Granted: all the apps on your phone that drain your battery no longer work properly.

I wish all women found me irresistable.

Granted. But unfortunately you would be their slave... until the end of your life.. Tongue

I wish I were younger and have a teleporter Big Grin
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 31, 2018 at 12:48 pm
Granted. You are now a foetus with the ability to teleport wherever you like.

I wish I could think of a wish.
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