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Finger up the butt hole is out.

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Finger up the butt hole is out.
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#11
RE: Finger up the butt hole is out.
March 13, 2018 at 5:51 pm
(March 13, 2018 at 5:38 pm)Little lunch Wrote: That's a relief for me as my doctor has very large hands.
After a few painful examinations I was considering going elsewhere, but I'm glad I don't have to now as he is one of the best optometrists in town.

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#12
RE: Finger up the butt hole is out.
March 13, 2018 at 6:22 pm
From the title, I thought this was going to be another thread about Rex Tillerson.

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RE: Finger up the butt hole is out.
March 13, 2018 at 6:27 pm
Yay, science?
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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RE: Finger up the butt hole is out.
March 13, 2018 at 8:57 pm
I need to put the thread title in my online dating profile.

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RE: Finger up the butt hole is out.
March 13, 2018 at 9:41 pm
My MD in Phoenix was a sick mother fucker. He did that snapping of the surgical glove thing and said 'Come on, let's get to know each other better!"
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RE: Finger up the butt hole is out.
March 14, 2018 at 2:12 am
(March 13, 2018 at 9:41 pm)chimp3 Wrote: My MD in Phoenix was a sick mother fucker. He did that snapping of the surgical glove thing and said 'Come on, let's get to know each other better!"

Sorry to hear it. Mine is a tremendously talented healer.  Somehow, he's able to examine my prostate while keeping both hands on my shoulders.  It's a mystery.

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RE: Finger up the butt hole is out.
March 14, 2018 at 4:35 am
I’ve had a couple of prostate exams and they never once mentioned the fireworks stuck up there.
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RE: Finger up the butt hole is out.
March 14, 2018 at 4:35 am
(March 14, 2018 at 2:12 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 13, 2018 at 9:41 pm)chimp3 Wrote: My MD in Phoenix was a sick mother fucker. He did that snapping of the surgical glove thing and said 'Come on, let's get to know each other better!"

Sorry to hear it. Mine is a tremendously talented healer.  Somehow, he's able to examine my prostate while keeping both hands on my shoulders.  It's a mystery.

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RE: Finger up the butt hole is out.
March 14, 2018 at 6:07 am
(March 13, 2018 at 1:12 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Dammit.

Now doctors won't be able to molest patients and pretend it's a finger being stuck in there.

Wait .. what? You need to be a doctor to stick your finger up patient's arses?

That could explain why the local hospital banned me ...
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RE: Finger up the butt hole is out.
March 14, 2018 at 7:16 am
And have some consideration for those old enough. miserable and sick enough that we look forward to the digital exam in hopes of getting something, somewhere inside, fixed.
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