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RE: What do you think of Wicca?
June 22, 2018 at 12:27 am
There’s a pic somewhere of me in the Members photos thread.
The rest are in A69.
They’re naked.
very naked...
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RE: What do you think of Wicca?
June 22, 2018 at 12:28 am
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Base chemistry is the only thing that could explain me and the mother of so many children. We;re night and day. I had her on here for all of one post...but she was like.."meh, fuck these clownshoes - now put down the keyboard and get those hands to good use"
Our kids are fucking monstrous...I don;t know what to do with them..god help the rest of you. My toeheaded daughter is as sinister as the solstice is long........but shes so cute you'll never see it coming.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: What do you think of Wicca?
June 22, 2018 at 12:30 am
(June 22, 2018 at 12:28 am)Khemikal Wrote: Base chemistry is the only thing that could explain me and the mother of so many children. We;re night and day. I had her on here for all of one post...but she was like.."meh, fuck these clownshoes - now put down the keyboard and get the hands to good use"
So, you want her killed?
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RE: What do you think of Wicca?
June 22, 2018 at 12:30 am
(June 22, 2018 at 12:28 am)Khemikal Wrote: Base chemistry is the only thing that could explain me and the mother of so many children. We;re night and day. I had her on here for all of one post...but she was like.."meh, fuck these clownshoes - now put down the keyboard and get those hands to good use"
I bet this thread would keep her here.
Not serious.
Maybe a tiny bit serious.
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RE: What do you think of Wicca?
June 22, 2018 at 12:35 am
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So....maintain..maintain......my pagan tendencies where one of the things that drew my evangelical wife to me. You know how some little girls dream about being a disney princess with all the woodland creatures fluttering around them?
I'm a woodland creature.
(June 22, 2018 at 12:30 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (June 22, 2018 at 12:28 am)Khemikal Wrote: Base chemistry is the only thing that could explain me and the mother of so many children. We;re night and day. I had her on here for all of one post...but she was like.."meh, fuck these clownshoes - now put down the keyboard and get the hands to good use"
So, you want her killed?
Every day of the week..but I pity the fool who takes up the task. Nothing but misery and pain will befall the person who accepts the challenge.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: What do you think of Wicca?
June 22, 2018 at 12:41 am
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You reckon this for the would-be assassin?
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RE: What do you think of Wicca?
June 22, 2018 at 12:43 am
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Aw. That's a sweet story, Khem. It is.
My husband was first, ''just a friend.'' And we were always dating others, until he asked me to date him. I was engaged to someone briefly before him. Some on here might recall all that.
He's not very religious, but his parents are Christian. He doesn't know what to make of my newfound interest with spells. ^_^ ''You know that stuff's not real, right?''
I can't escape the naysayers.
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You reckon this for the would-be assassin?
lol
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RE: What do you think of Wicca?
June 22, 2018 at 12:48 am
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I was never friends with my wife..in fact...I didn;t actually know her name for the first few days so I just called her Red ( I still call her Red even though I;ve since memorized her name). But we;ve been together since the very moment we met....the moment she decided to take advantage of a fall down drunk ex joe because she has a fetish. Honestly...the girl is kinda rapey........and a cradle robber...too!
See...this is what the summer solstice is all about..life in abundance. Life like a weed!
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: What do you think of Wicca?
June 22, 2018 at 12:51 am
There you go, Beccs ^^
Another man blaming it all on a woman.
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RE: What do you think of Wicca?
June 22, 2018 at 12:53 am
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Our first sober kiss was uotside a cracker barrel when we were both playing hookey from work under torrential floridian rain.......I guess it was right around now..years ago.
Dude, it;s clearly her fault..you two havent seen dat ass......I could put a pint of beer on both her hips an neither would spill.
(seriously...though......that girl pulled a Stacy on me hard - I was helpless..after all, I;m just a man....)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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