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Pushrod help?
#11
RE: Pushrod help?
(August 20, 2018 at 8:03 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Guys, since the forum's a bit slow, I decided to put this is the humour section.
I'd like to hear opinions from non-car people!

OK, so I'm looking into beefing up the top end.
With the new roller rockers, I'll obviously need to use guide plates as well.
But everyone knows that guide plates can wear out standard factory pushrods, so I need the hardened variety.

I'm torn between plain 3 piece hardened pushrods which will do the job or should I pay $100 extra for chrome moly 1 piece pushrods?

All opinions are welcome... Shy

I don't see that it'll make a lot of difference, as long as you remember to defibrillate both modality torque propounders.  Try not to cut corners by ignoring the Hellinger stroop clips that go under the left AND right sides of the infumerator valves.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#12
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I think Boru just hit the lead with that one!

C'mon guys. Let those creative juices flow ...
No-one cares about actual facts! Just ask any theist here! ROFLOL
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#13
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So, you're saying you're currently pushing rope?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#14
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The sexual innuendo in this thread does not conform to any of the pre-approved forms designated by the German Association of Humour (Komischbedeutungamt).

Continuation of puns in this style will result in the punishment of a custard pie in the face and re-education at the local Humour Kamp.
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#15
RE: Pushrod help?
Okay.

Geeze!!

Pushing string.

Better?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#16
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#17
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Johnson rods are the best!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#18
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(August 21, 2018 at 5:50 am)chimp3 Wrote: Johnson rods are the best!

I got an enormous Johnson, at least that's what the package said.  Sad
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#19
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What on earth is this constant and absurdly obsessive insistence upon wieners ?! It simply is not possible to put considerations as complex as those of describing the defeasibility of extant big dong mistaken notions of peen, and, of describing mistaken notions employed by current American penisprudence, which mistaken reproductive notions are based on the mistaken notions entertained by priapic Deity, wherein both Deity and Man mistakenly presuppose that balls-to-tip size of schlong is somehow determinative of sexual action ! Occam\'s razor cannot possibly apply here. Stripping these considerations down to the bone would make it absolutely impossible for me to impart that which I am severally describing via employing contemporary negative intellectual instruments, which instruments actually are simple, but radically unfamiliar and abstract...You do not have to watch Siffredi's entire works to reflect upon his dicktum; which both Hegel and Sartre lack in extensio, i.e., "All determination is negation."
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Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

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#20
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(August 21, 2018 at 6:16 am)Lucanus Wrote: What on earth is this constant and absurdly obsessive insistence upon wieners ?!  It simply is not possible to put considerations as complex as those of describing the defeasibility of extant big dong mistaken notions of peen, and, of describing mistaken notions employed by current American penisprudence, which mistaken reproductive notions are based on the mistaken notions entertained by priapic Deity, wherein both Deity and Man mistakenly presuppose that balls-to-tip size of schlong is somehow determinative of sexual action !  Occam\'s razor cannot possibly apply here.  Stripping these considerations down to the bone would make it absolutely impossible for me to impart that which I am severally describing via employing contemporary negative intellectual instruments, which instruments actually are simple, but radically unfamiliar and abstract...You do not have to watch Siffredi's entire works to reflect upon his dicktum; which both Hegel and Sartre lack in extensio,  i.e., "All determination is negation."

Yah, but that is only true on the down stroke.
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