Ask The Last Dodo

[Jackalope]

Isn't being the last dodo kind of problematic for your species?

[The Valkyrie]

Isn't being the last dodo kind of problematic for your species?

You could make tentically dodos together.

[Jackalope]

Isn't being the last dodo kind of problematic for your species?

You could make tentically dodos together.

Aren't I married?

[The Valkyrie]

You could make tentically dodos together.

Aren't I married?

Learn about genetic engineering and cloning.

I never mentioned extra curricular activities.

[DodosAreDead]

Dodo dodos go-go?

 << me trying to answer this. 

What college applications have to completed?

What would be your number one or two pick? 

Will your mom still do your laundry while your away? Send food? Get an apartment just off campus?

Only one Early Action, the rest are due by Nov 1st. (I would say which, but eventually when I go to college I'd probably say which state I'm going to, and I don't want anyone (especially since this is an open forum) to put two and two together.) 

A specific Ivy League University, but since Ivy League admissions are a lottery for anyone once you have the scores and grades (which I do) it's pretty much a matter of not getting my hopes up. 

Good god, I hope not. She's do it, if I allowed her.   But as it stands, there's only one outcome of this whole thingy in which we'd be in the same city, and in that case she'd be forbidden to come within a specific radius of any end of my college without prior notice to the appropriate authorities i.e me. 

How come you Dodos didn't realize what was happening and scatter?

As my dad succinctly put it, we're just a fat slab of meat who suck at natural selection. (except me, obviously.... I'm unique.   )

Do you know tai-kwon-dodo?

In all seriousness, no. Our school made us take a class once in sixth grade, but on the second day the teacher went into cardiac arrest (she was obviously really fit so no one expected that at all) while showing us a kick and literally died on the spot. It was terrifying. 

[outtathereligioncloset]

[Whateverist]

You could make tentically dodos together.

Aren't I married?

Technically I'm not sure that covers avian sex.  Better check the certificate.

[J a c k]

Do you like tacos, and if so, what do you put in a taco? Do you like guac? How spicy is perfect salsa? Furthermore, is there such a thing as a crunchy taco, and if so, explain yourself.

[Whateverist]

My questions for the last Dodo:

1) Why did you choose that username? (Good one, BTW.)

2) What are your three favorite things to do on a day when you're caught up with all your responsibilities?

3) If you were ever to take on the responsibility for another living being would you want it to be:

a) your child ; b) a dog ; c) a cat ; d) some other pet ; e) a team of people taking orders from you

[DodosAreDead]

So, do dodo's throw snow, yo?

As much as you want them to.

♫Why dodo you dodo what you dodo to me?♫

Isn't it How?

Are you Dodo the Internet that flies?

Am I always down?

Do you taste like chicken?

Unfortunately, no.

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What’s your favourite brand of tea?

The one you get in a mountain shack in the Himalayas. 

Isn't being the last dodo kind of problematic for your species?

I adapt quickly. Will keep the bloodline going, though not the species unfortunately. 

Do you like tacos, and if so, what do you put in a taco? Do you like guac? How spicy is perfect salsa? Furthermore, is there such a thing as a crunchy taco, and if so, explain yourself.

I love Tacos. Unfortunately every single Taco place in my city serves horrible tacos. So I'm really not picky about the toppings, as long as it tastes good. (I'm not what you'd call a Taco Connoisseur. ). I like Guac just as much as the next person. My parents are absolute crazy guac lovers though, and that's put me off it a bit. :/ The perfect salsa is not at all spicy... only because I'm Indian and my definition of spicy is warped. If I say something is spicy... it's really spicy. There is such a thing as a crunchy taco in India. Sucks.

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My questions for the last Dodo:

1)  Why did you choose that username?  (Good one, BTW.)

2)  What are your three favorite things to do on a day when you're caught up with all your responsibilities?

3)  If you were ever to take on the responsibility for another living being would you want it to be:

a) your child ; b) a dog ; c) a cat ; d) some other pet ; e) a team of people taking orders from you

1) Because a lot of my internet usernames have had dodo in them. (though they're not all DodosAreDead and most of them don't exist anymore.) Besides, it feels nice to have an irrefutable fact as my username, I guess.

2) Hang out with friends, write (whatever comes to mind), and run with my dog. The last one's probably my favorite. There's a large hill system that starts right behind my house. We climb up form our side, start running, and don't stop until I can't go on (he's always still fine, especially when I give him water.). Then we find the closest way down and get a riksha (open air cabs) back home. Loads of fun. 

3) definitely b) or d) - a giant panda.