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Happy Birthday The Valkyrie

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Happy Birthday The Valkyrie
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#11
RE: The Valkyrie
November 30, 2018 at 3:40 pm
Happy Birthday!
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#12
RE: Happy Birthday The Valkyrie
November 30, 2018 at 3:44 pm
Gelukkige verjaardag!
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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#13
RE: Happy Birthday The Valkyrie
November 30, 2018 at 3:46 pm
Happy birthday, lady!!
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RE: Happy Birthday The Valkyrie
November 30, 2018 at 3:51 pm
(November 30, 2018 at 3:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 30, 2018 at 3:19 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote: Happy birthday.
If you focus your mental strength; you will breach the barrier of space/time.

You're saying I should build a Tardis?

As long as you won't collide with other Tardises, you have my vote for building one.
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RE: Happy Birthday The Valkyrie
November 30, 2018 at 4:21 pm
Happy birthday matey.

Here's a pinch and a punch.
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#16
RE: Happy Birthday The Valkyrie
November 30, 2018 at 4:23 pm
(November 30, 2018 at 4:21 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Happy birthday matey.

Here's a pinch and a punch.

You're gonna punch me then pinch my car??

I don't think so, buddy!

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RE: Happy Birthday The Valkyrie
November 30, 2018 at 5:51 pm
(November 30, 2018 at 3:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 30, 2018 at 3:19 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote: Happy birthday.
If you focus your mental strength; you will breach the barrier of space/time.

You're saying I should build a Tardis?

I suppose so, you're already a doctor after all Tongue

Happy birthday Beccs Heart
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#18
RE: Happy Birthday The Valkyrie
November 30, 2018 at 5:52 pm
Didn't you just have a birthday?

Tempus fugit.
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RE: Happy Birthday The Valkyrie
November 30, 2018 at 7:25 pm
Happy birthday, have a good one Smile
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RE: Happy Birthday The Valkyrie
November 30, 2018 at 9:40 pm




I hope it's been great for you!
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