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Sons of Virgin Mother
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RE: Sons of Virgin Mother
September 30, 2011 at 1:04 am
(September 30, 2011 at 12:32 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: Like Human Centipede?

Human AssIfeed.
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#22
RE: Sons of Virgin Mother
September 30, 2011 at 1:17 am
(September 29, 2011 at 9:39 pm)MilesTailsPrower Wrote:
(September 29, 2011 at 9:37 pm)padraic Wrote:
(September 27, 2011 at 8:22 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: They weren't virgins, unless these gods are based on real people whose mothers had semen pumped into them by a primitive syringe.


Turkey basters are popular here. Tiger

Dixie cup and stirring straw?Cool Shades


I can vaguely remember hearing the term,but have no idea what 'a dixie cup ' might be.

A cup from which a redneck drinks its coffee?

Dolly Parton's bra size?
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#23
RE: Sons of Virgin Mother
September 30, 2011 at 1:24 am
Rednecks do drink coffee from dixie cups. (it's a brand name of disposable cup that is so prevalent it became synonymous with "disposable cup")
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#24
RE: Sons of Virgin Mother
September 30, 2011 at 1:25 am
All you ever need to know about Dixie Cups.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_cup#Dixie_cups


Note that after several mergers the company has passed into the hands of those two miserable republlcolibertarianazi cocksuckers, the Koch Brothers.
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RE: Sons of Virgin Mother
September 30, 2011 at 2:29 am
I fear for this thread.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_Girls_1_Cup
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#26
RE: Sons of Virgin Mother
September 30, 2011 at 6:36 am
Christ. I'm unsubscribing now.
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RE: Sons of Virgin Mother
September 30, 2011 at 8:31 am
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#28
RE: Sons of Virgin Mother
October 5, 2011 at 2:27 pm
(September 30, 2011 at 2:29 am)Epimethean Wrote: I fear for this thread.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_Girls_1_Cup

Excellent new word learned today: coprophagia. Let's see who can use it first in the Religion threads.
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#29
RE: Sons of Virgin Mother
October 5, 2011 at 3:31 pm
(October 5, 2011 at 2:27 pm)Strongbad Wrote:
(September 30, 2011 at 2:29 am)Epimethean Wrote: I fear for this thread.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_Girls_1_Cup

Excellent new word learned today: coprophagia. Let's see who can use it first in the Religion threads.

I have known about the word coprophilia for a while... But, not that one.

In my parody death metal band, my name is Coprophilia Deliria.
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RE: Sons of Virgin Mother
October 5, 2011 at 5:26 pm
(September 30, 2011 at 1:25 am)Minimalist Wrote: All you ever need to know about Dixie Cups.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_cup#Dixie_cups


Note that after several mergers the company has passed into the hands of those two miserable republlcolibertarianazi cocksuckers, the Koch Brothers.


So THAT'S the prick responsible for coffee and beer being served in fucking paper cups. Dead,I hope? Cool Shades.

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