Horror Roleplaying Game

[Cinjin]

cinjin, I can honestly say that I have turned down more pussy than I have had...and possibly that you have had as well. I learned quick to be smart about who to dip the wick in, as some of these women were crazy. Spray painting my cars and such.

.............. I have no idea what you're talking about ??? All my rock shows were about, teaching young people about the dangers of drugs, showing them how to respecting authority, and trying to find a nice girl to bring to church.

[Zen Badger]

Amazing how quickly this thread turned to sex

[thesummerqueen]

lol, it WAS about horror rp, right? Are the two mutually exclusive?

[runs away before Rev can spank her]

[reverendjeremiah]

cinjin, I can honestly say that I have turned down more pussy than I have had...and possibly that you have had as well. I learned quick to be smart about who to dip the wick in, as some of these women were crazy. Spray painting my cars and such.

.............. I have no idea what you're talking about ??? All my rock shows were about, teaching young people about the dangers of drugs, showing them how to respecting authority, and trying to find a nice girl to bring to church.

LOL, then you know EXACTLY what I am talking about.

I play 5 string slap funk bass.

Whats your specialty?

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Now let me give you a quick example of HORROR RP.

#1 - Role Playing is Different from a Role Playing Game. The game usually has a score, and the character has numbers for attributes that must be roled and such. A game has winners and losers.

Role playing is merely people being creative and helping to write a story. Occasionally the person who started the RP can move the game in certain directions because he/she is the one who has a general direction that the RP should go in. Other than that, the RP is open to any ideas.

EXAMPLE:

The house is old and worn. The full moon is shining on a cloudless night as you and your group walk up the long dirt road to its front porch. The first step creeks such to the point that the hairs on the back of your neck stand at the pitch it makes.

"666 Revelations rd. This is definitely the place" Said one of the group, as she reached up and turned the dilapidated "696" number up to its correct position. "Look Alex... I know your 'man hood' is on the line, but are you sure it is worth going into this abandoned house just on a drunken dare?"

"If you want to be a scared bitch.. then leave right now..by yourself.." some of the guys started to laugh mockingly. "Other wise suck it up and act like a real woman."

Alex may have been the class jock, but he wasnt stupid on ways of convincing people. UGH...huge spiders in there Alex thought to himself. "Here John, hold the cooler." He said as he handed John the cooer. Alex then went over and broke off a dried twig from a dead plant. He then went up to the porch and started swinging the stick around to swipe up all the spiders, making sure none of them landed on him. Stamping his feet at any spider that hit the ground.

"Come on you pussies..." Alex said as he reached into the cooler that John was now carrying to grab himself an ice cold brewsky. "..you actually BELIEVE in all of those ghost stories about this place?!" Alex cracked his beer open and the foam shot out on one of the females who screamed. He laughed as he took a chug and she slapped him on the chest. "You ASSHOLE! This is my new dress!"

Alex reached over and poked her in her ribs to tickle her "You know you like it" he said, as she giggled. She was the co-captain of the cheerleading squad and he was the runnning back of the local highschool football team. He reached out and pulled her up close to him and wispered in her ear "Come on..this will be fun..I promise you." Alex looked over at the nerd girl in the group. "..and we will have some fun with Gretta as well." the cheerleader smiled and then layed a big tongue kiss on Alex.

"Come on you pussies....lets get inside this bitch and beat the dare.."

[Cyberman]

I was right there with you up until the spiders... I don't care how nerdy, tonguey or foamy the females are (up to a point anyway):

Spiders..!

[reverendjeremiah]

Yes...but Alex just killed all of the spiders on the porch.

Stop being such a ball sack and get tough like a vagina...it can take a beating.

[Cinjin]

LOL, then you know EXACTLY what I am talking about.

I play 5 string slap funk bass.

Whats your specialty?

I use to front a rock band about 7 years ago. Now I'm a solo act and occasional duo act depending on which project I'm working on. Basically, me, a PA, an acoustic guitar and on occasion, any local musician friend who wants to sit in.

[Cyberman]

Yes...but Alex just killed all of the spiders on the porch.

Stop being such a ball sack and get tough like a vagina...it can take a beating.

If there's one thing I know about spiders, it's that you can never be entirely sure, especially in the dark. The porch might appear to be an arachnid-free zone, but that's just what they want you to think. Then there's the whole rest of the house and everything...

If it's all the same to you, I think I'd rather just run around in a blind panic, babbling dementedly like a loon; thanks all the same.

[frankiej]

Speaking of horror and music, my friends and I have a music project that is, to put it lightly, rather psychedelic and we are thinking about trying to do some horror scores.

We are doing the score for the zombie short film I am writing...

And as for this thread turning rather quickly to sex is obvious. Modern horror is pretty much synonymous with sex and nudity.

[reverendjeremiah]

Stimbo drops his beer, throws his arms up in the air and runs around panicking like that kid from home alone. Alex looked over at him, took a sip of his beer, and then said "HEY...MORON...stop fucking around and help us get this door open."

Alex went over and jiggled the knob. It was locked. Alex started to kick the door. "Come on Stimbo you big fuckin pussie...tackle this door for me."