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Horror Films And You
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RE: Horror Films And You
June 11, 2019 at 8:46 am
Trussed up, oiled and seasoned, a couple of onions shoved up me arse and cooked alive in an oven.




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#22
RE: Horror Films And You
June 11, 2019 at 9:43 am
Trying to show my SO that there's nothing dangerous in the basement....
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#23
RE: Horror Films And You
June 11, 2019 at 11:43 pm
Flash-freeze in the vacuum of space when some lowest-bidder component fails.
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RE: Horror Films And You
June 12, 2019 at 12:04 am
(June 11, 2019 at 8:46 am)Little lunch Wrote: Trussed up, oiled and seasoned, a couple of onions shoved up me arse and cooked alive in an oven.

What a waste of perfectly good onions!

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RE: Horror Films And You
June 12, 2019 at 3:11 am
he said you can have the sausage! Hehe
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RE: Horror Films And You
June 12, 2019 at 5:28 am
Chipolata. :-)




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RE: Horror Films And You
June 12, 2019 at 5:35 am
I heard "cheerio".

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RE: Horror Films And You
June 12, 2019 at 5:41 am (This post was last modified: June 12, 2019 at 5:41 am by ignoramus.)
LL, did you hear that? I thought I heard a faint sound coming from the direction of New Zealand Dunno It sounded like a chipmunk.
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RE: Horror Films And You
June 12, 2019 at 5:46 am
(June 12, 2019 at 5:41 am)ignoramus Wrote: LL, did you hear that? I thought I heard a faint sound coming from the direction of New Zealand Dunno It sounded like a chipmunk.

More like a Haast Eagle.

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RE: Horror Films And You
June 12, 2019 at 7:36 am
You made me look that up! Beautiful bird but!
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