Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: November 30, 2024, 7:54 pm
Atheist Forums › Community › Religion › Other Religions v
Pastafarianism

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
Pastafarianism
The Valkyrie Offline
The last smile some will see...
*******
Religious Views: Time to end them
Posts: 35287
Threads: 204
Joined: August 13, 2012
Reputation: 146
#11
RE: Pastafarianism
July 30, 2019 at 1:50 pm
(July 30, 2019 at 11:35 am)Nay_Sayer Wrote:
(July 30, 2019 at 10:29 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: What would be Pastafarian holy mountain? Jews have Sinai, Muslims have Al-Haram, Christians have Golgotha, Buddhist have Mount Kailash, and so on, but what mountain is holy to Pastafarians?

Mount Cook
(July 30, 2019 at 10:17 am)tackattack Wrote: umbrellas in beer, that's sacrilege Tongue

It's fancy and upscale is what it is!

No, it’s sacrilege.

And worthy of public mocking.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
Find
Reply
Nay_Sayer Offline
I Say Nay!
******
Religious Views: Devout Pastafarian (Ordained minister)
Posts: 3424
Threads: 25
Joined: August 9, 2015
Reputation: 27
#12
RE: Pastafarianism
July 30, 2019 at 4:57 pm
(July 30, 2019 at 1:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(July 30, 2019 at 11:35 am)Nay_Sayer Wrote: Mount Cook

It's fancy and upscale is what it is!

No, it’s sacrilege.

And worthy of public mocking.
[Image: uda78ed3.jpg]

On the house
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

      Conservative trigger warning.
[Image: s-l640.jpg]
                                                                                         
Find
Reply
Peebothuhlu Offline
Senior Member
****
Religious Views: N/A
Posts: 2755
Threads: 8
Joined: November 28, 2014
Reputation: 22
#13
RE: Pastafarianism
July 30, 2019 at 5:01 pm
At work.

Hello fellow wriggly appendage worshiper! Big Grin

Ai! Ai! Cthulhu phtagn! Big Grin
Find
Reply
onlinebiker Offline
Senior Member
****
Religious Views: cynical S.O.B.
Posts: 9538
Threads: 410
Joined: October 3, 2018
Reputation: 17
#14
RE: Pastafarianism
July 30, 2019 at 5:05 pm
FSM hell is identical to FSM heaven - except the beer is flat and the strippers are ugly.

FSM Grin
Find
Reply
The Valkyrie Offline
The last smile some will see...
*******
Religious Views: Time to end them
Posts: 35287
Threads: 204
Joined: August 13, 2012
Reputation: 146
#15
RE: Pastafarianism
July 30, 2019 at 5:05 pm
(July 30, 2019 at 5:01 pm)Peebo-Thuhlu Wrote: At work.

Hello fellow wriggly appendage worshiper! Big Grin

Ai! Ai! Cthulhu phtagn! Big Grin

I’ve seen enough hentai to know where Cthulhu worship leads...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
Find
Reply
Peebothuhlu Offline
Senior Member
****
Religious Views: N/A
Posts: 2755
Threads: 8
Joined: November 28, 2014
Reputation: 22
#16
RE: Pastafarianism
July 30, 2019 at 5:10 pm
At work.

(July 30, 2019 at 5:05 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(July 30, 2019 at 5:01 pm)Peebo-Thuhlu Wrote: Hello fellow wriggly appendage worshiper! Big Grin

Ai! Ai! Cthulhu phtagn! Big Grin

I’ve seen enough hentai to know where Cthulhu worship leads...

Blush



Tongue
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Community › Religion › Other Religions v
Pastafarianism



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)