Superpowers

[onlinebiker]

I now believe in superpowers.


My SO's cat has one.

I observed this tribble with legs doing what it does all day - sleeping in it's bed in the laundry room.

Me - 40 feet away - all the way across the kitchen and standing in the living room - with a running window mount AC unit running - about halfway between me and the cat.

I take the can opener - and begin opening a can of tuna - for my lunch.

The cat is up on it's feet and headed in my direction before I even get the top of the can off.



Superhearing.


Go figure.

[brewer]

My dogs have that hearing for the fridge door and chip bags.

[Chad32]

I had a puppy for a brief while. She could hear me rummaging through the dog bag in the kitchen, from outside the house.

[brewer]

My wife seems to be able to see money in my wallet.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

One of my brothers used to raise guinea pigs.  It got so that you couldn't crinkle a bit of cellophane within 200 feet of the house without those furry little bastards whistling to be fed.

Boru

[Gawdzilla Sama]

My 27 pound tom cat has the power to turn into gas. I.e., he completely fills any space he's in.

[onlinebiker]

My wife seems to be able to see money in my wallet.

That's ALL women.



Fortunately it's  just YOUR wallet.

[BryanS]

I now believe in superpowers.


My SO's cat has one.

I observed this tribble with legs doing what it does all day - sleeping in it's bed in the laundry room.

Me - 40 feet away - all the way across the kitchen and standing in the living room - with a running window mount AC unit running - about halfway between me and the cat.

I take the can opener - and begin opening a can of tuna - for my lunch.

The cat is up on it's feet and headed in my direction before I even get the top of the can off.



Superhearing.


Go figure.

My Corgi can tell, even from outside in the yard, when I open the cabinet door and pull out the popcorn popper  This might have something to do with training her with popcorn treats as a pup to sit quietly on the carpet just outside the kitchen while I'm prepping food.

[The Valkyrie]

Treats packages (or anything that sounds like treats packages) or chicken.

There can be no sign of a cat anywhere nearby but the moment you open one of the above, there’s at least one cat by your feet.

I swear the little bastards teleport in.

And I have no interest in other people’s money, you sexist bastards!

[onlinebiker]

Treats packages (or anything that sounds like treats packages) or chicken.

There can be no sign of a cat anywhere nearby but the moment you open one of the above, there’s at least one cat by your feet.

I swear the little bastards teleport in.

And I have no interest in other people’s money, you sexist bastards!

Even if you did - it prolly wouldn't be worth getting up that early so as to get there while some was left...