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If you had superpowers
#1
If you had superpowers
What superpower would you choose?
I would have that power that when you eat bread, you get drunk. That's technically not a superpower I suppose but its still pretty cool!
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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#2
RE: If you had superpowers
If this counts, I'll chose something called a Death Note, those of you who've watched anime will know. Death Note is pretty much a book with infinite pages, you write down a person's first name and surname, think about her face as you write it down, and 40 seconds later the person dies of heart attack. Alternatively, you can write down the cause of death you wish the person to have to avoid suspicion.

I'd use it to rule the world

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#3
RE: If you had superpowers
The ability to command fish.


Hey, it works for Aquaman!!
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#4
RE: If you had superpowers
Not gunna lie, that is creepy as hell and I worry for you blackout. What the hell kind of anime is that? I thought it was all tentacle monsters raping Japanese school girls. And another thing, that isn't super power, thats an evil power! You're a super villan!

(July 26, 2014 at 9:55 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: The ability to command fish.


Hey, it works for Aquaman!!

Aquaman is a bad-ass! Nobody likes him though, he is really underappreciated.
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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RE: If you had superpowers
(July 26, 2014 at 9:55 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: Not gunna lie, that is creepy as hell and I worry for you blackout. What the hell kind of anime is that? I thought it was all tentacle monsters raping Japanese school girls. And another thing, that isn't super power, thats an evil power! You're a super villan!

Lol. It's just one of the most top rated animes. Not for kids, in Japan it is 17+ (adults). And yeah the protagonist tries to use it to bring justice but ends up becoming a dictator and killing everyone who is an opposition.. There's lot of anime with disturbing real life content.

And that's not a villain power, it's an anti-hero, using the wrong mean to reach a good end
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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#6
RE: If you had superpowers
Aquaman stinks of fish, that's why nobody likes him.
     I've recently grown rudimentary legs and am now making the move from water to land.
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#7
RE: If you had superpowers
I'd like the superpower that Rich Hall once described on an episode of QI, of being able to see into the future but only by a few seconds. Then I could say "gesundheit" and make people sneeze.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#8
RE: If you had superpowers
(July 26, 2014 at 10:04 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I'd like the superpower that Rich Hall once described on an episode of QI, of being able to see into the future but only by a few seconds. Then I could say "gesundheit" and make people sneeze.

That would be a pretty good power for confronting criminals! Hard to accurately fire a gun when you are sneezing I would imagine.
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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#9
RE: If you had superpowers
Of course, it would only work if they were going to sneeze anyway. So if you're going to fight crime with it, take pepper.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#10
RE: If you had superpowers
What would you call yourself?
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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