"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread

[The Valkyrie]

Wait, this has to be parody, surely?

[downbeatplumb]

Okay, then I will be a little severe with you. I hope I don't hurt your sensitivity of what you're going to read next.
 
Cancer is not a disease and disease does not exist. Cancer is the result of cells that live in a highly altered and unnatural environment (bad habits) that we ourselves have created through food, emotions and environmental factors that we may not know.

That isn't what cancer is.
Cancer can just happen without any "bad habits" bad habits like smoking can make it more likely but to say that everyone that has cancer brought it on themselves is insulting and wrong.

For example in the west country many houses are made with granite, granite is a stone that is naturally radioactive so just by living in there will increase your chance of cancer. Also between 5 to 10 percent of cancers are caused by genes.

How do you know that you are not drinking bottled water with mercury or eating chemically venous foods? It is curious that where there is more cancer is in more "developed" countries.

In the developed world we live longer and cancer is manly an old person disease.

Cancer is caused by human activity. This modern and consumerist lifestyle is new and is the cause of the innumerable imbalances and cancers that currently exist. If a human being is born with this already corrupt lifestyle, it is logical to get cancer at an early age, his immune system and his brain are not yet fully developed so he is exposed to numerous cancers close to this mentioned lifestyle.

We no longer die of scratches, polio, mumps, measles etc like they did in the dark ages so more people get cancer because they live longer.

In truth the disease does not exist except sick and each one with his reason, is an imbalance created by man. Each imbalance has its reason
n, no imbalance arises for any reason.

Nope.

God did not create any disease, disease is a creation of the human mind.

I think that god is a creation of the human mind so to me you are likening god to a disease. I agree.

The disease does not exist except as a biological phenomenon that is distinguished when a certain sequence of events that are part of a continuous process (nature) is broken or when the natural order is altered, the order of God. It is an imbalance caused by not enjoying or appreciate life (lack of happiness and love) and losing our connection with the Creator (lack of faith). The imbalances are caused by negative emotions, bad eating habits. feeling low self-esteem, lack of empathy, little or no exercise, disconnection with nature, etc.

Did you just say low self esteem leads to cancer! Tee Hee

Unfortunately, the evil elite that runs the world (for Satan) has managed to create a military weapon of climatological warfare of mass destruction capable of manipulating the weather and other natural events. It was not enough to create firearms, biological weapons, nuclear weapons ... These criminals use this weapon against humanity, instead of their benefit. The name of this weapon is H.A.A.R.P.

HAARP is a military program that consists of creating weapons by manipulating natural energies, creating hurricanes, earthquakes, prolonged droughts, floods and other events. With this weapon they can subdue countries with a shortage of rain for the economic control of nations. Sometimes, one wonders what kind of sin they have committed poor regions that, not only have to face famines and misery, but also fight against apocalyptic climatic elements. With the information they show us, nobody would even think that this weather event could be intentionally provoked.[/quote[

You mean this HAARP?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Frequ...ch_Program

Haiti earthquake of 2010, left more than 300,000 dead (death is inevitable, but the earthquake is preventable) and more than 300,000 injured. The United States sends humanitarian aid personnel, but in reality they are agents assessing the devastating power of the weapon used.
What proves and betrays these beasts from the use of these climatic weapons are the strange and unusual phenomena that appear afterwards over the sky of the created catastrophe.

Your just a nut aren't you.

Russia and China denounce the existence and use of HAARP by the United States. According to Moscow, 10,000 soldiers and contractors were sent in Haiti after the earthquake. Hugo Chavez accuses the United States for having caused the earthquake in Haiti, but all this goes unnoticed by the media in a globalized world.
Haiti is a very poor country and represents a key geographical position in the Caribbean. Africa and Latin America and other regions of the "third world" (such as Haiti) are the fields of experimentation for their agenda for use of weather weapons and test epidemics/pandemics created.

I don't think that's true and a google search seems to confirm my scepticism.

The earthquake in Haiti is one of the many cases of artificial natural disasters in the world. All these tragedies could be avoided.
But no, they need to create as much pain and human suffering as possible to satisfy their false gods. Yes, those who govern you and the world worship gods just like the people of antiquity, especially the gods of Ancient Egypt, and make human sacrifices for them and practice witchcraft / magic, they still follow the practice of their ancestors, with the difference that they wear suits and ties and do not eat in a McDonalds, it is as if the shepherd ate grass with his sheep flock. Definitely the United States is the second reign of the antichrist as the Prophet warned.  Attention! I do not say that the United States is the antichrist, but the second headquarters of the reign of the antichrist (Dayyal).

Prophet Muhammad said: “He (anticrist) will come to the people, exhorting them to follow him and they will believe in him and obey him. He will order the sky to descend the rain (haarp), and it will do so; He will order the earth to produce fruits (agricultural chemicals), and it will do so. Then he will go to where another group of people and exhort them to follow him, but they will reject him. Then he will leave them and they will suffer a drought (haarp again), and there will be nothing left of their wealth. He will pass through the drylands and say: Extract your treasures (mineral extraction, diamonds and oil)! And the treasures will follow him like a swarm of bees. ”

You are someone we can safely ignore because you are a loon.

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[quote='Fake Messiah' pid='1939024' dateline='1572288122']

So why doesn't the government use HAARP to create rain (or even flood) above those horrible fires going on in California right now to extinguish them?

So HAARP manipulates natural energies, what other kind of energies are there??

Red Bull?

[Fake Messiah]

Wait, this has to be parody, surely?

It's for real. There's a lot of nuttiness in the Muslim world. I mean is it any crazier than what soldierofGod writes? World can be a very scary place if you refuse to know anything about science.

Btw here's a transcript from that satan Moon interview, that part is at the bottom of the page
https://www.memri.org/tv/lebanese-author...transcript

[The Valkyrie]

Hey, Soggy,

If disease is all a result of the human mind, why can’t positive thinking solve things like heart disease?

If it could, I’d be out of a job.

[onlinebiker]

Hey, Soggy,

If disease is all a result of the human mind, why can’t positive thinking solve things like heart disease?

If it could, I’d be out of a job.

And when the next sheep he fucks gives him syphillis - he can just think positive thoughts till his 2 inches of manhood falls off......

[Fake Messiah]

[Dmitry1983]

World can be a very scary place if you refuse to know anything about science.

Actually science makes this world extremely scary.

[Peebothuhlu]

At work.

World can be a very scary place if you refuse to know anything about science.

Actually science makes this world extremely scary.

I find the knowledge of scientific discoveries fascinating.

It's the ignorance and stupidity of the masses of humanity at large which fills me with dread.

[Mister Agenda]

I didn't read Soggy's reply to me because I assumed it would be idiotic and my brain has a limited tolerance for that. Did I miss anything worth reading?

[onlinebiker]

I didn't read Soggy's reply to me because I assumed it would be idiotic and my brain has a limited tolerance for that. Did I miss anything worth reading?

Nope. 

You nailed it.

You get a cookie.