99 Daft Buffoons.

[Brian37]

Naw, that would be Vegemite, Marmite, and Ritz crackers.

Have you seen the well to do
Shoot someone on 5th Avenue
On that famous thoroughfare 
With his shroom dick in the air?

Hats and dog whistle collars
White Nationalism and lots of dollars
Wasting every dime
Golf trips every time

When he's blue 
And doesn't know what to do
When he's out of his wits
Putin on the Tweets
Different lies about wall moats
Mexico's paying for it all though
Perfect calls, the fucker has no balls

[onlinebiker]

I can eat a Ritz cracker if I have enough peanut butter..

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Meh, I eat egg salad like poi. Bread (or bread substitutes) just keep the filling off your fingers.