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What do you know today that you didn't know yesterday?
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If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
I can buy an engine oil sucky thingy so I don't have to turn the snow blower upside down to change the oil.
Science rocks!
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
(October 29, 2019 at 9:48 pm)brewer Wrote: I can buy an engine oil sucky thingy so I don't have to turn the snow blower upside down to change the oil. I wonder if that's the name on the patent application: 'Engine Oil Sucky Thingy'. That would be mad cool. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(October 30, 2019 at 9:22 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(October 29, 2019 at 9:48 pm)brewer Wrote: I can buy an engine oil sucky thingy so I don't have to turn the snow blower upside down to change the oil. "Turkey Baster With Extension Tube" A little more prosaic.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
RE: What Do You Know Today That You Didn't Know Yesterday?
October 30, 2019 at 9:33 pm
(This post was last modified: October 30, 2019 at 9:34 pm by ignoramus.)
I know today that I'm a day older but fuckall wiser
(also our 30 anniversary of the day we met. Yes it was Halloweens. I met Pam at a party. She was wearing a green tinsel wig and Dame Edna glasses. I had quite a bit to drink that day)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Watching "Secrets of Great British Castles". Mostly about dicks and the castles they owned.
(October 31, 2019 at 8:11 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Watching "Secrets of Great British Castles". Mostly about dicks and the castles they owned. All castle owners are dicks, but not all dicks own castles (which is a pity - it would make them easier to spot). Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(October 31, 2019 at 2:01 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(October 31, 2019 at 8:11 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Watching "Secrets of Great British Castles". Mostly about dicks and the castles they owned. So, I shouldn’t buy a castle? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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