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I feel dumber for having read that...
Quote:I don't understand why you'd come to a discussion forum, and then proceed to reap from visibility any voice that disagrees with you. If you're going to do that, why not just sit in front of a mirror and pat yourself on the back continuously?-Esquilax Evolution - Adapt or be eaten.   RE: Sexuality
January 29, 2020 at 3:38 pm
(This post was last modified: January 29, 2020 at 3:39 pm by Alex K.)
In 8th grade, our teacher put a condom on a banana. All the women I've "met", already knew how to tend their fairy lawn though, or what kids call it nowadays.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
 (January 29, 2020 at 12:15 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Wait...women can have orgasms?! Once every six months, or so I’ve been told. 🤷♀️
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken. 
Is this you admitting you're a hermaphrodite? Be honest then, you're "dating" yourself, aren't you?
 (January 29, 2020 at 1:58 am)Haipule Wrote: There is a severer difference between male and female sexuality. First of all, do you men know that women are nothing like you? Nothing! There are some women that try to understand you but, they will eventually be bored! Go ahead, have sex with 6 women and be thoroughly confused because you will be! Instead of making it about penises vs vaginas just say humans are complex and every individual, male or female are just that, individuals. Many humans fall for that "forever" motif in paring up, but real evolutionary biology is far more complex and messy. The truth even with humans is, more often than not, regardless of gender, it is a miss in finding a connection. It is a MYTH that Roy Rogers always rides off into the sunset 100% of the time getting the girl. It is also a myth that if women have sex they are always sluts. You, "Come on dudes! They're depending on us!" My response to that is "Bullshit!" I do have a huge problem with hyper male sexuality sure. But to claim women depend on us is old patriarchal bullshit. I hate gender roles. Men depend on women as much as they depend on us and many times they are far better at nurture and diplomacy and avoiding needless violence than men. I know, for example, I'd be living on the streets or worse, dead, if it were not for the constant support my entire life of my late mother. She didn't need a "garden". She was a tough lady. And her biggest concern late in life, when she decided not to do anything more medically, was me. So here we have a woman being in the leadership role, being the protector. Women do not need to be placated, sucked up to, or condescended to. Humans simply need better communication skills, regardless of gender.  RE: Sexuality
January 29, 2020 at 10:18 pm
(This post was last modified: January 29, 2020 at 10:23 pm by Fireball.)
That roaring noise one hears is a supersonic jet whooshing over brain's head at Mach Many.
(January 29, 2020 at 9:06 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:(January 29, 2020 at 12:15 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Wait...women can have orgasms?!  If I had had a daughter (I've 3 sons, well, technically, the wife had them) I'd've wanted her to be just like you! Wicked sarcasm is a staple in the Fireball household. 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
My last girlfriend needed no instructions in the orgasm department.
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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