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Sexuality
#21
RE: Sexuality
The subject - sexuality - and Brian talks about his mother......

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All ya can say is "wow"....
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#22
RE: Sexuality
(January 29, 2020 at 10:18 pm)Fireball Wrote: That roaring noise one hears is a supersonic jet whooshing over brain's head at Mach Many.

(January 29, 2020 at 9:06 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Once every six months, or so I’ve been told. 🤷‍♀️

Hehe If I had had a daughter (I've 3 sons, well, technically, the wife had them) I'd've wanted her to be just like you! Wicked sarcasm is a staple in the Fireball household.  Great

A life without sarcasm is not any kind of life at all, tbh. 😉 Three sons, eh? So, how much alcohol does your wife consume on a daily basis? I have two, and I think I’m keeping the liquor store by my house open all on my own.
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#23
RE: Sexuality
Hairpie gave up on the evolution thread?
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#24
RE: Sexuality
(January 29, 2020 at 3:39 am)ignoramus Wrote: My harem of goats have never complained! Not once I tell ya!

You should have said "I kid you not".



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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#25
RE: Sexuality
(January 30, 2020 at 9:48 am)onlinebiker Wrote: The subject - sexuality - and Brian talks about his mother......

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All ya can say is "wow"....

Haipule and Brian discussing sexuality on the same thread is surely a sign of some sort of apocalypse.  Throwing mom into the mix makes it even more creepy...

(January 29, 2020 at 9:23 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 29, 2020 at 1:58 am)Haipule Wrote: There is a severer difference between male and female sexuality. First of all, do you men know that women are nothing like you? Nothing! There are some women that try to understand you but, they will eventually be bored! Go ahead, have sex with 6 women and be thoroughly confused because you will be!


Women need to be introduced to their own private garden which is their own orgasm. And you don't have the key, mister potential fountain idiot, unless you are willing to play fountain and garden with them. Well, the key, for some, is to massage them with scented oils, with candles, playing their favorite music, in their favorite place. A place they are comfortable with or somethings like this as they are all individuals wanting to be pleased. They will not release their orgasm, their greatest prize, to you unless their comfortable and pleased!


Yet, your own man sexuality, is as stupid as a bottle of shampoo, and actually this stupid: wash, rinse, repeat! 

Come on dudes! They're depending on us!

Instead of making it about penises vs vaginas just say humans are complex and every individual, male or female are just that, individuals.

Many humans fall for that "forever" motif in paring up, but real evolutionary biology is far more complex and messy. The truth even with humans is, more often than not, regardless of gender, it is a miss in finding a connection. 

It is a MYTH that Roy Rogers always rides off into the sunset 100% of the time getting the girl. It is also a myth that if women have sex they are always sluts. 

You, "Come on dudes! They're depending on us!"

My response to that is  "Bullshit!"  I do have a huge problem with hyper male sexuality sure. But to claim women depend on us is old patriarchal bullshit. 

I hate gender roles. Men depend on women as much as they depend on us and many times they are far better at nurture and diplomacy and avoiding needless violence than men. 

I know, for example, I'd be living on the streets or worse, dead, if it were not for the constant support my entire life of my late mother. She didn't need a "garden". She was a tough lady. And her biggest concern late in life, when she decided not to do anything more medically, was me. So here we have a woman being in the leadership role, being the protector.

Women do not need to be placated, sucked up to, or condescended to. Humans simply need better communication skills, regardless of gender.
Haipule...garden = female orgasm
Brian - my mother was tough, she didn't need any damn garden

FFS - It doesn't get much stranger than this...I hope....that's not a challenge guys, really, it's not.
  
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#26
RE: Sexuality
(January 30, 2020 at 10:59 am)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(January 29, 2020 at 10:18 pm)Fireball Wrote: That roaring noise one hears is a supersonic jet whooshing over brain's head at Mach Many.


Hehe If I had had a daughter (I've 3 sons, well, technically, the wife had them) I'd've wanted her to be just like you! Wicked sarcasm is a staple in the Fireball household.  Great

A life without sarcasm is not any kind of life at all, tbh. 😉 Three sons, eh? So, how much alcohol does your wife consume on a daily basis? I have two, and I think I’m keeping the liquor store by my house open all on my own.

Hardly any alcohol. She's enjoying her madness sober.  Panic
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#27
RE: Sexuality
(January 30, 2020 at 3:38 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:


Haipule...garden = female orgasm
Brian - my mother was tough, she didn't need any damn garden

FFS - It doesn't get much stranger than this...I hope....that's not a challenge guys, really, it's not.

I will discuss sexuality when my tongue stops cramping.
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#28
RE: Sexuality
That's why I absolutely love this place.

The weirdos make me feel like a normal person!
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#29
RE: Sexuality
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My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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#30
RE: Sexuality
(January 30, 2020 at 6:10 pm)Haipule Wrote:
(January 29, 2020 at 3:39 am)ignoramus Wrote: My harem of goats have never complained! Not once I tell ya!
Ventriloquist: May I talk to your sheep?
Rancher: No! The sheep lie!

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I actually think that this is evidence that that girl was being abused. Not by you I hasten to add, but that is not usual for a girl of that age.



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