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"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
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March 6, 2020 at 12:01 pm
(March 6, 2020 at 10:01 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: What is also strange about holy water is that Vatican believes that what ever room the Pope walks in all water in that room becomes holy, so reporters are not allowed to have water bottles in conference rooms with Pope.

Yeah, Imma call (provisional) bullshit on that one. Got a source?

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March 6, 2020 at 12:32 pm
(March 6, 2020 at 12:01 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 6, 2020 at 10:01 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: What is also strange about holy water is that Vatican believes that what ever room the Pope walks in all water in that room becomes holy, so reporters are not allowed to have water bottles in conference rooms with Pope.

Yeah, Imma call (provisional) bullshit on that one. Got a source?

Boru
So, the Pope shits in Holy water?
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 6, 2020 at 1:09 pm
(March 6, 2020 at 12:32 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(March 6, 2020 at 12:01 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Yeah, Imma call (provisional) bullshit on that one. Got a source?

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So, the Pope shits in Holy water?

No. Holy water cannot be visibly contaminated (which is why the oceans can’t be turned into holy water).

If all of the water in a room was made holy by the simple fact of the pope being in that room without the requisite mumbo jumbo being recited, then ALL of the water in the Vatican would be holy from the minute the pope set foot in it.


Even if that were the case, the prohibition against water bottles makes no sense. There’s no rule that says civilians can’t have holy water.

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#364
RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 6, 2020 at 6:18 pm
(March 6, 2020 at 1:09 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 6, 2020 at 12:32 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: So, the Pope shits in Holy water?

No. Holy water cannot be visibly contaminated (which is why the oceans can’t be turned into holy water).

If all of the water in a room was made holy by the simple fact of the pope being in that room without the requisite mumbo jumbo being recited, then ALL of the water in the Vatican would be holy from the minute the pope set foot in it.


Even if that were the case, the prohibition against water bottles makes no sense. There’s no rule that says civilians can’t have holy water.

Boru

There simply *must* be a prohibition against every civilian having access to holy water.  Can you imagine?  If everybody could use holy water willy nilly, then we'd have no famine, disease or wars!  Monsanto, the CDC and the Pentagon are complicit...

It's a CONSPIRACY!
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 6, 2020 at 7:54 pm
(March 6, 2020 at 1:09 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: No. Holy water cannot be visibly contaminated (which is why the oceans can’t be turned into holy water).
Not clear. If he's in the room with water then it becomes holy water. If he's in the bathroom the water in the toilet becomes holy water. If he shits or pisses into the toilet he's doing it into holy water.
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March 6, 2020 at 7:58 pm
(March 6, 2020 at 7:54 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(March 6, 2020 at 1:09 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: No. Holy water cannot be visibly contaminated (which is why the oceans can’t be turned into holy water).
Not clear. If he's in the room with water then it becomes holy water. If he's in the bathroom the water in the toilet becomes holy water. If he shits or pisses into the toilet he's doing it into holy water.

But his being in the room with the water doesn’t make it holy water.

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March 6, 2020 at 9:05 pm
(March 6, 2020 at 7:58 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 6, 2020 at 7:54 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Not clear. If he's in the room with water then it becomes holy water. If he's in the bathroom the water in the toilet becomes holy water. If he shits or pisses into the toilet he's doing it into holy water.

But his being in the room with the water doesn’t make it holy water.

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March 6, 2020 at 9:28 pm
(March 6, 2020 at 9:05 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(March 6, 2020 at 7:58 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: But his being in the room with the water doesn’t make it holy water.

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Why not?

Because the sanctification of water requires a priest to recite magic words. The mere presence of the pope is insufficiently sanctimonious.

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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 6, 2020 at 10:45 pm
(March 6, 2020 at 9:28 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 6, 2020 at 9:05 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Why not?

Because the sanctification of water requires a priest to recite magic words. The mere presence of the pope is insufficiently sanctimonious.

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You got yer Catechism right, boyo!  Hehe Though I know that you think it's complete shit.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 7, 2020 at 6:59 am
(March 6, 2020 at 10:45 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(March 6, 2020 at 9:28 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Because the sanctification of water requires a priest to recite magic words. The mere presence of the pope is insufficiently sanctimonious.

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You got yer Catechism right, boyo!  Hehe Though I know that you think it's complete shit.

Of course.  It's nonsense from one end to the other.  But if we're going to criticize religion, the least we can do is criticize their actual nonsense.

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