My DATE Thread!

[Silver]

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Otherwise known as Mary's hair gel.

And I'd post it again.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

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Otherwise known as Mary's hair gel.

And I'd post it again.  

I wouldn't recommend it.  You can feel free to post that sort of thing in Area 69, though.

Boru

[Gwaithmir]

When I was little, my mom used to make a summertime treat for us kids. She'd stuff dates with peanut butter, roll them in sugar and top them with half a shelled walnut. 

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

When I was little, my mom used to make a summertime treat for us kids. She'd stuff dates with peanut butter, roll them in sugar and top them with half a shelled walnut. 

We had something similar, but stuffed with sweetened cream cheese.

Boru

[Angrboda]

When I was little, my mom used to make a summertime treat for us kids. She'd stuff dates with peanut butter, roll them in sugar and top them with half a shelled walnut. 

We had something similar, but stuffed with sweetened cream cheese.

Boru

We had something similar, a confection my mom dubbed "the Twinkie."

[Brian37]

Tell us about your experience with sticky dates!

Here is what you DON'T DO on a date. And yes I did.

I once ran into a lady who looked like Daryl Hannah from Splash. I can't  remember where I first ran into her, but I do know she accepted my invitation and we ended up meeting at her ground level apartment and went outside to her back yard to hang out. Now, I know I am going to give my detractors here tons of fuel by admitting what I did that night. Please, anyone reading this, guess if I got a second date with her, after putting a cigarette out on my tongue to impress her. 

YES it is possible to put out a cigarette on your tongue. NO, IT ISN'T GOING TO GET YOU A FUTURE DATE.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Tell us about your experience with sticky dates!

Here is what you DON'T DO on a date. And yes I did.

I once ran into a lady who looked like Daryl Hannah from Splash. I can't  remember where I first ran into her, but I do know she accepted my invitation and we ended up meeting at her ground level apartment and went outside to her back yard to hang out. Now, I know I am going to give my detractors here tons of fuel by admitting what I did that night. Please, anyone reading this, guess if I got a second date with her, after putting a cigarette out on my tongue to impress her. 

YES it is possible to put out a cigarette on your tongue. NO, IT ISN'T GOING TO GET YOU A FUTURE DATE.

Imma guess it wasn’t the cigarette trick that killed the deal.

Boru

[Brian37]

Here is what you DON'T DO on a date. And yes I did.

I once ran into a lady who looked like Daryl Hannah from Splash. I can't  remember where I first ran into her, but I do know she accepted my invitation and we ended up meeting at her ground level apartment and went outside to her back yard to hang out. Now, I know I am going to give my detractors here tons of fuel by admitting what I did that night. Please, anyone reading this, guess if I got a second date with her, after putting a cigarette out on my tongue to impress her. 

YES it is possible to put out a cigarette on your tongue. NO, IT ISN'T GOING TO GET YOU A FUTURE DATE.

Imma guess it wasn’t the cigarette trick that killed the deal.

Boru

No, that WAS the trick that killed the deal. Don't believe me, try it yourself.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Imma guess it wasn’t the cigarette trick that killed the deal.

Boru

No, that WAS the trick that killed the deal. Don't believe me, try it yourself.

No, thank you. I suspect the deal killer wasn’t that you did it, but that you’re the kind of person who would do it.

Boru

[Brian37]

No, that WAS the trick that killed the deal. Don't believe me, try it yourself.

No, thank you. I suspect the deal killer wasn’t that you did it, but that you’re the kind of person who would do it.

Boru

HA HA HA HA ....  I DID KILL THE DEAL BY DOING IT....... Way to make my point.

You can't have it both ways. If you aren't willing to do it yourself then you ARE agreeing with me that I shouldn't have done it.

My putting out my cigarette on my tongue  WAS the deal breaker.