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Merry Christmas!
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Merry Christmas!
December 23, 2020 at 7:26 am
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RE: Merry Christmas!
December 23, 2020 at 7:50 am
Santa purges the naughty list

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Merry Christmas!
December 28, 2020 at 10:54 pm
Ah, the classic. Do you still remember this one?

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This is as classy as it gets with that corny nativity scene.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Merry Christmas!
December 29, 2020 at 6:18 am
^ It looks like the lady above has fallen in love with Gabriel! Lucky bastard!
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RE: Merry Christmas!
December 29, 2020 at 9:56 am
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I had this movie poster when I was in the service.

It was the only Christmas Decoration I would put up.

I had it on my door in the barracks - and some miserable cocksucker ripped it up -
Probably because it offended his "religious beliefs" - or whatever.
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RE: Merry Christmas!
December 29, 2020 at 10:22 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Merry Christmas!
December 29, 2020 at 10:29 pm
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Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Merry Christmas!
December 29, 2020 at 11:48 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Merry Christmas!
December 30, 2020 at 10:20 pm (This post was last modified: December 30, 2020 at 10:20 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(December 28, 2020 at 10:54 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Ah, the classic. Do you still remember this one?

[Image: Classic.jpg]

This is as classy as it gets with that corny nativity scene.

Isn't that David and Victoria Beckham?

I consider Victoria (in her prime) to be the loveliest woman to have ever lived.

Who's Tinkerbell?
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RE: Merry Christmas!
December 30, 2020 at 10:30 pm (This post was last modified: December 30, 2020 at 10:31 pm by arewethereyet.)
(December 30, 2020 at 10:20 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(December 28, 2020 at 10:54 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Ah, the classic. Do you still remember this one?

[Image: Classic.jpg]

This is as classy as it gets with that corny nativity scene.

Isn't that David and Victoria Beckham?

I consider Victoria (in her prime) to be the loveliest woman to have ever lived.

Who's Tinkerbell?

I keep wondering why Joseph and Mary are so shiny.
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