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Why You Should Never Put Christmas Lights On Palm Trees
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Why You Should Never Put Christmas Lights On Palm Trees
https://i.redd.it/suylocd928301.jpg

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Why You Should Never Put Christmas Lights On Palm Trees
That's great!
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WTF Boru I never permitted you to post photos of my penis on open forum! I'm absolutely reporting you to the Staff for that! That's privacy violation!

(I'm totally not too massive but I should probably see a doctor about the glowing).
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Radiation?
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Yeah. I guess my balls sit too close to my laptop battery way too often.

But it's the best way to enjoy porn!
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I think this just ruined palm trees for me.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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(December 31, 2017 at 4:31 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I think this just ruined palm trees for me.

Not to mention Christmas lights.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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Them are some happy trees --

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HA!

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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I didn't get it at first. I've lived most of my adult life in the tropics, Florida and the Phoenix area of Arizona - places where there are palm trees.

I never saw them lit in quite that way though. Hilarious.

It would be great if those trees were in a Florida church.
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