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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
August 7, 2021 at 9:16 pm
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A scientist saunters into a Catholic church during the end of mass, all eyes on her as she approaches the altar where the priest is performing a ritual.
Once at the altar, she clears her throat at a disbelieving elderly man who had been chanting over a chalice. She stares at him unblinkingly until he finally moves aside.
She nods courteously at him and then places a small black bag onto the altar. She opens the bag, retrieves objects that belong in a laboratory, and then proceeds to perform a ritual of her own on the contents of the chalice.
When her experiment is complete, she turns her attention to the audience and states, "Fear not, it's just cheap wine."
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
August 7, 2021 at 10:28 pm
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
August 8, 2021 at 1:36 am
God spoke to Kenneth Copeland right in the middle of his sermon tonight
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
August 8, 2021 at 6:15 am
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
August 8, 2021 at 8:43 pm
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August 9, 2021 at 5:38 am
(August 8, 2021 at 8:43 pm)Foxaire Wrote: ![[Image: 234901920_10217930791415692_247407332878...e=611507F5]](https://scontent.ftpa1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/234901920_10217930791415692_2474073328785890960_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-4&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=jnbeQ-sN2rMAX_mTZQT&_nc_ht=scontent.ftpa1-1.fna&oh=41049035d2f99e49a20abc54222aa76e&oe=611507F5)
Do muslim women get 72 virgin boys to play with, and if not why not?
why the obsession with virgins anyway.. I would rather have a woman who knows what she is doing in bed (or on the floor or kitchen table...)
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
August 9, 2021 at 6:04 am
(August 9, 2021 at 5:38 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: (August 8, 2021 at 8:43 pm)Foxaire Wrote:
Do muslim women get 72 virgin boys to play with, and if not why not?
why the obsession with virgins anyway.. I would rather have a woman who knows what she is doing in bed (or on the floor or kitchen table...)
Virgins aren' t as likely to laugh at a 2 inch penis...
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
August 9, 2021 at 6:49 pm
(August 9, 2021 at 5:38 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: (August 8, 2021 at 8:43 pm)Foxaire Wrote:
Do muslim women get 72 virgin boys to play with, and if not why not?
why the obsession with virgins anyway.. I would rather have a woman who knows what she is doing in bed (or on the floor or kitchen table...)
"Do muslim women get 72 virgin boys to play with, and if not why not?"
Nope. They're all booked up through eternity by the Roman Catholic Priests.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
August 10, 2021 at 12:23 am
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Umm, yes, please.
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
August 10, 2021 at 8:47 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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