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My Royal Court (minions wanted).
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 10:05 am
(August 12, 2021 at 9:58 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 12, 2021 at 9:56 am)Mister Agenda Wrote: Is dapifer still available?

Yes.

I had to look that up, though.

Well done.

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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 10:30 am
Can I be in charge of the Royal Snake Pit?
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 10:33 am
(August 12, 2021 at 10:30 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Can I be in charge of the Royal Snake Pit?

Snake pit?

That's how Ragnar Lodbrok was murdered.

Are you conspiring against me already?

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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 10:38 am
(August 12, 2021 at 9:59 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 12, 2021 at 8:10 am)Brian37 Wrote: Damned right I am. The avatar never lies. 

In all seriousness, that was a good one Boru. I almost spit out my coffee reading that.

Avatars can lie.

Look at my one.

Those aren't mine.

Yea well before the fab meatballs there was this.

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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 10:46 am
(August 12, 2021 at 7:41 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 12, 2021 at 7:40 am)brewer Wrote: Will the kingdom have an insane asylum?

No.

The loons will be allowed to run free.

Well now I'm just pissed.

I want to be your chef.
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 10:47 am
(August 12, 2021 at 10:46 am)brewer Wrote:
(August 12, 2021 at 7:41 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: No.

The loons will be allowed to run free.

Well now I'm just pissed.

I want to be your chef.

You can be game warden and shoot the loons.

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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 10:48 am
(August 12, 2021 at 10:46 am)brewer Wrote:
(August 12, 2021 at 7:41 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: No.

The loons will be allowed to run free.

Well now I'm just pissed.

I want to be your chef.

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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 10:57 am
Could I have the title Reeve of the Plebes because I'd love to see that on my business card.
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 2:23 pm (This post was last modified: August 12, 2021 at 2:25 pm by brewer.)
(August 12, 2021 at 10:47 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 12, 2021 at 10:46 am)brewer Wrote: Well now I'm just pissed.

I want to be your chef.

You can be game warden and shoot the loons.

Wink

Game on. But without an asylum, and proper inquisition, I'll have to consider everyone a loon until I thin the herd a bit.

Time to stock up on 7.62x39.
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 2:26 pm
(August 12, 2021 at 2:23 pm)brewer Wrote:
(August 12, 2021 at 10:47 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: You can be game warden and shoot the loons.

Wink

Game on. But without an asylum, and proper inquisition, I'll have to consider everyone a loon until I thin the herd a bit.

Time to stock up on 7.62x39.
How much you want?

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