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My Royal Court (minions wanted).

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My Royal Court (minions wanted).
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#31
RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 2:35 pm
Is the royal bewb holder available?
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 2:39 pm
Has anyone applied for the position of interrogator?


I could handle that..... Nothing brightens a guy up like a bit of screaming in the morning.......


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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 4:13 pm
(August 12, 2021 at 2:39 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Has anyone applied for the position of interrogator?


I could handle that..... Nothing brightens a guy up like a bit of screaming in the morning.......


Diablo

That's what she said!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

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#34
RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 4:32 pm
(August 12, 2021 at 4:20 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: If I were to have my own Medieval-style Royal Court, I would place certain members in jobs befitting their skills.

For example..

Me: Empress, Benevolent dictator.

Boru:  Chief Astrologer

Iggy:  Chief Fool and Village Idiot

AWTY:  Chief Executioner

Other positions are open.

Apply below or make your suggestions for jobs for others.
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#35
RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 5:41 pm
What would be the equivalent of a "fluffer" for an empress?

I want that job!
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 5:44 pm
(August 12, 2021 at 5:41 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: What would be the equivalent of a "fluffer" for an empress?

I want that job!

That would be a muffer.....

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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 5:58 pm
(August 12, 2021 at 2:35 pm)no one Wrote: Is the royal bewb holder available?

It's called a bra.

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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 6:00 pm
(August 12, 2021 at 2:39 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Has anyone applied for the position of interrogator?


I could handle that..... Nothing brightens a guy up like a bit of screaming in the morning.......


Diablo

You can equip the torture chamber as you see fit.

Just no playing Bieber or rap "music" to the prisoners.

That's too inhumane.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 6:15 pm
My bewb hold is more organic, more form fitting.
Careful time and consideration goes into it.
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 12, 2021 at 6:28 pm
(August 12, 2021 at 6:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 12, 2021 at 2:39 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Has anyone applied for the position of interrogator?


I could handle that..... Nothing brightens a guy up like a bit of screaming in the morning.......


Diablo

You can equip the torture chamber as you see fit.

Just no playing Bieber or rap "music" to the prisoners.

That's too inhumane.
So is reading the prisoners Brian' s poetry too extreme?
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