China soft lands a probe on Mars.

[The Valkyrie]

It's fake, just like the moonlanding.

Of course it's fake.

Everyone knows the moon is just a hologram and Mars is nothing more than a red beach ball hung on a string in front of a telescope.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

It’s good that humans are going to colonize Mars. Those ignorant Martian savages don’t know how to manage their resources properly. We’ve got to save them from themselves!

Boru

[Anomalocaris]

It’s good that humans are going to colonize Mars. Those ignorant Martian savages don’t know how to manage their resources properly. We’ve got to save them from themselves!

Boru

say that when they shoot down Elon Musk’s starship.

[Angrboda]

It’s good that humans are going to colonize Mars. Those ignorant Martian savages don’t know how to manage their resources properly. We’ve got to save them from themselves!

Boru

say that when they shoot down Elon Musk’s starship.

[Brian37]

The Chinese Mars probe Tianwen-1 successfully detached a lander bearing the rover named Zhurong to soft land on Utopia Planitia, inside Mars’ northern lowlands.   This makes China the third country to successfully soft land a probe on Mars, the second to land a rover on Mars, but the first to successfully do either on its very first try.

As yet, the rover is still sitting on the lander.  Whether the rover will successful drive itself off the lander onto Martian surface and start roving is yet to be seen.

Well yea, but our probes are guided, their probes are party loyalists. I'll just ignore I typed this joke on a product made in China. Is there anything that isn't made in China?

[no one]

How long before a hard probe heads to Uranus?

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

It's fake, just like the moonlanding.

 Yair, just like China and India.

I refuse to believe that any country could have a billion people and still function.