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I just found out...
Fake Messiah Offline
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I just found out...
January 31, 2023 at 7:10 pm
Pooparazzi is a type of paparazzi who specializes in photographing celebrities on the toilet.



In 2003, an elderly woman in the suburbs of London accidentally hacked into US computers while trying to do her grocery shopping, and nearly started a nuclear strike when she entered the ingredients for a triple cherry bomb.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: I just found out...
January 31, 2023 at 7:31 pm (This post was last modified: January 31, 2023 at 7:32 pm by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(January 31, 2023 at 7:10 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Pooparazzi is a type of paparazzi who specializes in photographing celebrities on the toilet.



In 2003, an elderly woman in the suburbs of London accidentally hacked into US computers while trying to do her grocery shopping, and nearly started a nuclear strike when she entered the ingredients for a triple cherry bomb.

Well no wonder.



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RE: I just found out...
January 31, 2023 at 7:44 pm
There's a thread for that:

https://atheistforums.org/thread-63226-page-206.html
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RE: I just found out...
January 31, 2023 at 8:14 pm
(January 31, 2023 at 7:44 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: There's a thread for that:

https://atheistforums.org/thread-63226-page-206.html

Yeah, but this one is for jokes. Like there really is no elderly woman in the suburbs of London accidentally hacked into US computers while trying to do her grocery shopping.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: I just found out...
January 31, 2023 at 8:21 pm
(January 31, 2023 at 8:14 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote:
(January 31, 2023 at 7:44 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: There's a thread for that:

https://atheistforums.org/thread-63226-page-206.html

Yeah, but this one is for jokes. Like there really is no elderly woman in the suburbs of London accidentally hacked into US computers while trying to do her grocery shopping.

The title certainly made your intent clear.  

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RE: I just found out...
January 31, 2023 at 9:35 pm
(January 31, 2023 at 8:14 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote:
(January 31, 2023 at 7:44 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: There's a thread for that:

https://atheistforums.org/thread-63226-page-206.html

Yeah, but this one is for jokes. Like there really is no elderly woman in the suburbs of London accidentally hacked into US computers while trying to do her grocery shopping.

There's already 14 threads on Reddit about this, no thanks to you.

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RE: I just found out...
February 1, 2023 at 6:31 am
(January 31, 2023 at 8:14 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote:
(January 31, 2023 at 7:44 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: There's a thread for that:

https://atheistforums.org/thread-63226-page-206.html

Yeah, but this one is for jokes. Like there really is no elderly woman in the suburbs of London accidentally hacked into US computers while trying to do her grocery shopping.

In case you missed it, we also have a thread for jokes.

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RE: I just found out...
February 3, 2023 at 4:44 pm
(February 1, 2023 at 6:31 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 31, 2023 at 8:14 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Yeah, but this one is for jokes. Like there really is no elderly woman in the suburbs of London accidentally hacked into US computers while trying to do her grocery shopping.

In case you missed it, we also have a thread for jokes.

Boru


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