He was down the back of my sofa life everything else! He said there's no God and he's just some dude from Spain and that his name is pronounced "Hee-sus". I found him guys, stop worrying and get on with your lives.
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I've found Jesus!
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There are thousands of Jesuses in the US, only they pronounce it "Hey, Zeus!" here.
![[Image: father_zeus_by_genzoman.jpg]](https://pre00.deviantart.net/4b5c/th/pre/f/2010/194/f/f/father_zeus_by_genzoman.jpg) Not gonna lie, I literally just realized the pronounciation sounds like you're saying hello to Zeus and this realization is causing me much amusement.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
Either you or he need a mental status exam.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
(September 11, 2017 at 1:18 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Either you or he need a mental status exam. What I really need is something to do at work. It's been over a year of "OMG WE'RE GONNA DIE" levels of work load, and now it's been like a week of... nothing. It's weird.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
(September 11, 2017 at 2:01 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote:(September 11, 2017 at 1:18 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Either you or he need a mental status exam. That was kind of aimed at Hammy but you're allowed to poach.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
LastPoet
 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione (September 11, 2017 at 12:49 pm)Hammy Wrote: He was down the back of my sofa life everything else! He said there's no God and he's just some dude from Spain and that his name is pronounced "Hee-sus". I found him guys, stop worrying and get on with your lives. I am intrigued. What was jesus doing in your sofa with all the mayo? Vorlie this is your expertize. Hammy is there somethin you want to tell us? 
Jesus needs a leash.
Damn, people claim to find Him EVERYWHERE !! The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 (September 11, 2017 at 3:41 pm)LastPoet Wrote:(September 11, 2017 at 12:49 pm)Hammy Wrote: He was down the back of my sofa life everything else! He said there's no God and he's just some dude from Spain and that his name is pronounced "Hee-sus". I found him guys, stop worrying and get on with your lives. Sigh.... alright alright alright. It's time I come out with it. I'm a sofa fucker guys. And I live a life of shame. Don't despise me. 
If we have to find Jesus does that mean he's hiding?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Well he was... but I found him. He was down the back of the sofa. GAWD! Did you not read the OP?
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