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I've found Jesus!

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I've found Jesus!
Edwardo Piet Away
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I've found Jesus!
September 11, 2017 at 12:49 pm
He was down the back of my sofa life everything else! He said there's no God and he's just some dude from Spain and that his name is pronounced "Hee-sus". I found him guys, stop worrying and get on with your lives.
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RE: I've found Jesus!
September 11, 2017 at 1:16 pm
There are thousands of Jesuses in the US, only they pronounce it "Hey, Zeus!" here.

[Image: father_zeus_by_genzoman.jpg]

Not gonna lie, I literally just realized the pronounciation sounds like you're saying hello to Zeus and this realization is causing me much amusement.
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RE: I've found Jesus!
September 11, 2017 at 1:18 pm
Either you or he need a mental status exam.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: I've found Jesus!
September 11, 2017 at 2:01 pm
(September 11, 2017 at 1:18 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Either you or he need a mental status exam.

What I really need is something to do at work. It's been over a year of "OMG WE'RE GONNA DIE" levels of work load, and now it's been like a week of... nothing.

It's weird.
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RE: I've found Jesus!
September 11, 2017 at 2:57 pm
(September 11, 2017 at 2:01 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote:
(September 11, 2017 at 1:18 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Either you or he need a mental status exam.

What I really need is something to do at work.  It's been over a year of "OMG WE'RE GONNA DIE" levels of work load, and now it's been like a week of... nothing.

It's weird.

That was kind of aimed at Hammy but you're allowed to poach.
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RE: I've found Jesus!
September 11, 2017 at 3:41 pm
(September 11, 2017 at 12:49 pm)Hammy Wrote: He was down the back of my sofa life everything else! He said there's no God and he's just some dude from Spain and that his name is pronounced "Hee-sus".  I found him guys, stop worrying and get on with your lives.

I am intrigued. What was jesus doing in your sofa with all the mayo?

Vorlie this is your expertize. Hammy is there somethin you want to tell us?
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RE: I've found Jesus!
September 11, 2017 at 3:47 pm
Jesus needs a leash.

Damn, people claim to find Him EVERYWHERE !!
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Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: I've found Jesus!
September 11, 2017 at 3:52 pm
(September 11, 2017 at 3:41 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(September 11, 2017 at 12:49 pm)Hammy Wrote: He was down the back of my sofa life everything else! He said there's no God and he's just some dude from Spain and that his name is pronounced "Hee-sus".  I found him guys, stop worrying and get on with your lives.

I am intrigued. What was jesus doing in your sofa with all the mayo?

Vorlie this is your expertize. Hammy is there somethin you want to tell us?

Sigh.... alright alright alright. It's time I come out with it.

I'm a sofa fucker guys. And I live a life of shame. Don't despise me.
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RE: I've found Jesus!
September 11, 2017 at 3:56 pm
If we have to find Jesus does that mean he's hiding?
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Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: I've found Jesus!
September 11, 2017 at 3:58 pm
Well he was... but I found him. He was down the back of the sofa. GAWD! Did you not read the OP?
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